Ducks, Tetris and pillows.
One day Sherlock Holmes woke up late and walked into the living room to find a duck 'Hmm, strange', he thought, and promptly began eating a fish.
At that moment the doctor came in to the room with a crisp and quacked as if to say 'bitch, eat it!'
The famous detective was a bit alarmed, but continued to ask about his carpet because it was a well known fact that cress is deformed dandelion leaves and this was important to the carpet because it was made using egg and egg and cress are a good combination.
'Hmm, he thought.' I should smoke opium more regularly, it stops me having terrible visions of quacking ducks insulting my salt and vinegar flavoured carpet!' He did not find it strange that the carpet had changed flavours, it happened quite often, almost as often as he could count to 40 in eighty six minutes.
The doctor looked like a job for superman but gave up on the idea and played Tetris, although game consoles were a rare delicacy the Victorians used pillows instead, although they were mostly all the same shape it was still exciting because in Victorian times sneezing was inappropriate.
"I'll go and stuff it with pigeon feathers," he said as he came across an empty pillowcase.
"I wonder exactly where in the bathroom Mrs. Hudson hides a shoe?" Holmes pondered.
Suddenly he was awoken by a loud gong and the dream was all over…
Or WAS IT?!
Dramatic pause
Yes.. Yes it was.