Written for the Bowling for Soup Challenge by Maria Mississippi.
Song: Stacy's Mom.
Note: This story is going to end up being really weird, so if you think OOC-ness is annoying, then beware!
"Ginny," Draco whispered in my ear.
He sounded a bit distant, like he had been ever since he had gotten to the Burrow a few days ago.
It was Christmas vacation, and he was here so that he wouldn't have to face his parents.
We were in my room, sitting casually on my bed.
"What?" I asked.
"We need to talk."
I swivel around to face him, not liking where this seemed to be going.
"We are talking," I stated flatly.
"It's just...I don't really...feel that way about about you anymore," he explained hesitantly, staring at the floor.
"Is there someone else?" I asked sharply, narrowing my eyes.
Please say no, I thought. Please, please!
"Kind of..."
"Who is it?" I demanded, sliding off the bed and standing up, my hands on my hips.
"Well..." Draco trailed off again, staring at the ceiling this time.
"Draco!" I yelled. "Who. Is. It."
He murmured something so quiet that I could barely hear.
"I didn't hear that," I said accusingly.
"YOUR MUM!" he exclaimed.
"Bloody hell!" I screamed.
And that was how Draco Malfoy died.
The end.