"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Demonic Voice"

Prologue.

Ryoku, the Kyuubi no Yoko, or otherwise known as the ruler of hell sighed as he stared at his crystal ball intently, watching his son frolic and grope the inhabitants of the second circle. He didn't know if he should be proud that his sons getting a load of tang or exasperated with the fact that sex was the only thing running through the damn kid's mind… Well, that and of course getting his ninth tail. He was supposed to be retiring in five centuries but with the way things were going, retirement looked to be more like two millennia away. If the kid trained as hard as he fucked then he'd be sitting on the throne in no time. Growling at the thought he sighed and leaned back as he saw his wife stomping her way towards him.

"Ryoku-kun this is all your fault!"

Shrinking back into his chair, his eyes widened as his wife's tails took on a life of their own and wrapped around his neck carrying/strangling him towards the irate woman.

"Uh Kushi-chan I've been sitting here all day spyi- er watching our sochi with his… activities."

"That's exactly what I came here to talk to you about darling. You've created a man-whore out of MY SON"

Cursing his son's name under his breath he tried to untangle his neck from his bindings but it only served to irritate his wife as he whimpered when she tightened her grip.

"How exactly is it my fault that our son has become some sex fiend?"

He smirked subtly in pride at his son's sexual prowess. Its far surpassed his from his kit days and that was saying a lot. He gasped when he felt his wife's clawed hand on his goodies.

"Because you were the one that THREW MY BABY BOY IN THE SECOND CIRCLE TO ALL THOSE WHORES TELLING THEM TO 'MAKE HIM A MAN'"

Taking a quick breather she continued on with her rant.

"And to think that you had the gall to throw him in there after I explicitly told you not to since he was only eighteen fucking years old at the time. It's a fucking surprise how this place isn't littered with mini-naruto's running around. I'm too young to be a grandmother you hear me? I'm only a few millennia old for gods sake and our son hasn't even lived through one yet he's fucked just about anyone that spr-"

Kushina stopped mid-rant as she sensed her sochi coming through the doors. Dropping her husband on his ass, she glared at him then turned to her son, her face softening and a proud smile appearing on her face as her son swaggered towards his parents. I mean she wasn't proud that he was a man-whore but she was proud of her son gaining eight tails in a span of 768 years, something his father couldn't even say for himself as it took four millennia for him to get all nine tails.

Ryoku on the other hand couldn't help but scowl at his son for being such a mama's boy but at the same time grin at the thought of his kit growing to be so powerful in a short amount of time. At the tender age of 768, he was already the third most powerful being in hell, with the first being him and the second his grandfather.

Their son stood at an impressive 6'3" with a bulky build, a testament to the insane training he went through under his dad and grandfather. His skin had a healthy glow to it from lazing around the fires of hell and his perpetually messy hair was golden like his fathers with streaks of red from his mother. His face was chiseled with three jagged whisker marks on each cheek and his eyes were silver with vertical slits as pupils. His eight tails were long and bushy, the same color as his hair with black tips that matched with a pair of fox ears on top of his head. He wore some baggy cut off jean shorts that rested low on his hips. That is all.

Naruto no Yoko made his way to his parents with a certain spring to his step, no doubt from the fuck awesome threesome he just had with some succubi. He smirked thinking about it but vanished the thought right away as he smiled back at his mother and chuckled at his father's position on the floor.

"Guess mom's on the rag again pops" both men guffawed at the look on the queen's face but bit their lips as soon as they felt the queen's killing intent.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that sochi. Now give your mother a hug."

With a smile, Naruto leaned down and crushed his mom in a bear hug.

"So, what's got your panties in a twist? Did dad do something stupid again?"

"Oi don't blame this on your old man son, this one's all you"

The demon king smirked at his son's perplexed face and looked at his wife expecting her to give their lazy son the scolding of a lifetime. But what he didn't expect was a frying pan to the head. Where she got that, he'll never know.

"Baka-koi do I need to remind you that it's your fault he turned out this way? Anyways what your father means to say is that I'm not exactly thrilled with your… hedonistic lifestyle. And I want you to stop whoring yourself around to those bimbos in the second circle. So I've come up with a solution. I know that I can't stop you from fucking anything attractive with a pussy-"

"Mom, there's some things a son should never hear from his mom. That's one of them"

His face blanched a bit as she glared at him to not interrupt and he looked to his dad for help but he just looked away giggling at his son's expense.

"Anyways, as I was saying I'm sending you to school in the human realm."

"WHAT?"

Both males gaped at her incredulously.

"Now don't you worry sochi, you won't be going to a pathetic human school but instead you're going to Yokai Academy, A private school for monsters. You'll be staying there for the school year so you'll need to learn how to live alone without your dad or I coddling you. Also I'm hoping you'll get a lesson in manners since girls won't be throwing themselves at you and would more than likely brain you for coming onto them."

Naruto blocked the rest of his mom's spiel out and contemplated the pros and cons of going or not. Pros: Chicks in skimpy uniforms. New chicks to bang. An opportunity to see which species is the greatest lay. Cons: Education. Being away from his harem of succubi. Yep, the pros were definitely worth going to school for.

"Okay, if that's what you want mom, I'll do it."

He shot his mom a grin and a thumbs up and she beamed at him excitedly.

The king smirked at his son and giggled as he knew of his sons motives and for all the down time he's gonna get with his wife since she won't be busy chasing after Naruto trying to salvage his non-existent innocence.

"It's settled then, school starts tomorrow so let's go and pack up your stuff then me and dad will drop you off."

With a nod Naruto exploded into black flames and vanished.

"You realize he'll just bang every girl there right?"

Ryoku looked at his wife, knowing she's not slow on the uptake she probably figured out Naruto's angle the moment the thought entered his perverted sons mind.

"I do but do you remember Akasha & Issa's daughter?"

"The shy little vampire? Yeah but haven't seen them in centuries, how're they doing?"

"They're doing good darling but Akasha's sending Moka-chan to the academy this year too."

"Okay… I don't see how this pertains to fixing Naruto's… habits."

"Remember when they were kids they'd have play dates all the time? And they were practically glued to the hip till they hit eighteen and she broke off all contact."

Kushina stopped herself and growled as her eyes glowed red remembering her little sochi's heartbroken state. She felt her husband hold her hand urging her to continue.

"Anyways I was talking to Akasha about it and she told me of Moka's incident 750 years ago. Apparently her daughter unleashed too much of her shinso power that it had to be contained so long story short her true self has been sealed and Akashas been training her intensely to be able to control her powers but she feels as if she robbed Moka of her childhood so she's sending her to the Academy to make friends and all that good stuff… She's also been wondering about Naruto."

Ryoku looked perplexed, he understood that having a lot of power at such a young age was bad if not controlled but still, that was no excuse for the kid to cut off all contact with his boy, its been 750 years since the incident and in his mind that's more than enough time to mend some bridges.

"Why hasn't she contacted Naruto then. You know how bad Naruto got after she just stopped talking to him. Why'd you think I sent him to the second circle? I was trying to get him over his heartbreak."

Kushina glared at her husband lightly 'the road to hell is indeed paved with good intentions' she giggled at the irony of that thought and shook her head at her husband's cluelessness.

"It wasn't a mere heartbreak darling, don't you see the longing in our sochi's eyes sometimes, or better yet don't you hear him scream Moka's name when you watch him entertain himself with those disgusting succubi?"

Her husband's eyes went wide in realization while he smirked at the thought of his son settling down or becoming a one-woman man.

"He imprinted… and she accepted?"

All he got from his wife was a nod and a shit eating grin.

"Sochi's not the type to hold grudges and the fact that he still asks me about her constantly only proves how their connection hasn't dulled in the least. And who better to tame him than Akasha's kit. She'll keep him in line."

"I see…"

Ryoku and Kushina stared at each other before they both cackled like maniacs. Their sochi was in for a surprise if he thinks he can go on screwing his worries away in his new playground.

"What's so funny?"

Naruto looked at his parents in a 'what the fuck' way then shook his head muttering about crazy ass parents.

"You ready to go?"

He nodded at his dad and hefted his orange duffle over his shoulder. The monarch's made their way to their son placing a hand on each of his shoulders, they disappeared in a flare of red flames.

Yokai Academy

The headmaster's office was bustling with activity, Ruby, a black haired red eyed girl was bringing stacks and stacks of paperwork to her boss, Tenmei Mikogami, the headmaster of the Academy. Mikogami sighed as he stared at the never ending paperwork the start of the school year always seems to curse him with wishing he could just burn it all and get it over with. As if kami answered his prayers his desk lit on fire burning the damn things but the moment of relief died as soon as Ruby walked back in with an even bigger stack.

"MIKOGAMI-SAMA WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BURNING YOUR PAPERWORK"

Mikogami shivered a little in his seat, about to placate the angry girl when his vision was suddenly blocked by some large orange thing... Looking up he smirked seeing who his guests were and he bowed his head slightly as a sign of respect.

"Kyuubi-sama, Kushina-chan, Akuma no Ouji, what may I do for you today?"

"Cut the crap Mikogami-kun, you already know that we're here to enroll our sochi."

Cue in slight nod from Ryoku and a gasp from Ruby seeing the regal looking family, well except for the shirtless boy she thought. Looking back, Naruto saw Ruby and grinned at her foxily resulting in a blush from the witch and a smack upside the head to Naruto courtesy of his mother.

"Behave."

Grinning he looked at his dad and mouthed 'nine', which his father nodded to in conformation to subtly so as not to suffer from his wife's wrath.

"You're aware that the school year starts tomorrow right?"

"Your point?"

The temperature in the room dropped some as the father son duo and Mikogami inched away from the irate female.

"…Nothing, I'll have him enrolled right away, you and your husband just needs to sign a couple of documents and he's set. Ruby."

He motioned for his secretary to fetch said documents and giggled perversely when he noticed the young prince ogle her ass when she walked away. Clearing his throat to get the bickering family's attention he took out a package that contained the school uniform and tossed it to Naruto.

"There's no way I'm wearing this shit. It's gotta be the fuggliest shade of green I've ever seen."

"Tough, it's a school rule, aside from wearing the uniform, you must not reveal what type of monster you are, so hide your ears and tail under an illusion"

The boy frowned then nodded, after a second his tails were gone and his fox ears faded out to a regular human's ears.

"Damn, that's gonna cramp my game with the ladies, they love the feral and furry look."

Chuckling at his son's response Kyuubi just gave the boy a pat on the back and looked at Mikogami.

"I trust you to look after our son then Mikogami, he's your problem now."

He shot his son a grin and held his fist out, Naruto smirked back and hit it, Kushina rolled her eyes at her husband and son and made her way over to him. Hugging him tightly she sniffled a bit at the thought of leaving her baby boy for the first time in 768 years.

"Hey, don't cry mom I'll come visit sometimes you know? And there's always family weekend so it'll be alright."

Naruto held her tighter, forcing back the sadness he felt to be strong for the two of them.

"I know sochi, I'm just going to miss you a lot. Behave okay? If you make me a grandmother while you're here I swear I'll make sure that you won't be able to have anymore kids."

The men shivered and held their junk and Naruto nodded frantically at his mother, seriously, he loved his mom but she's fucking scary sometimes. Breaking the hug, he looked at her and smiled reassuring her that he's gonna be okay. Ryoku looked at his son and his wife and smiled softly.

"Give 'em hell son."

With a quick 'man hug' father and son nodded at each other ignoring Kushina's exasperated comment about men and affection. With the goodbyes done and over with, Kushina signed the needed documents to enroll Naruto and gave him one last tearful hug before she flamed out with her husband.

He shook his head at his mother's antics, she was acting like he was some toddler instead of the 768 year old sex god that he was he grinned thinking about all the tang he's gonna taste in this new playground.

"Where am I staying?"

"Hm, your parents paid for you to stay in one of the suites a the boy's dorm. Just take this to Ruby and she'll get you all set up."

With a nod, he turned and hitched his duffle up his shoulder and sauntered out to find the secretary.

"Hey, the creep told me to give this to you."

Looking up from her paperwork the witch blushed up a storm at the sight of the prince's perfectly muscled abdomen.

"Ye-yeah here let me conjure up the key."

He noticed the effect he had on the witch and grinned roguishly, feigning innocence he masked his face into a concerned look and held her hand making her blush even harder. Heh, point for Naruto.

"You good Ruby-chan? You're awfully red, do you have a fever?"

Naruto leaned forward touching his forehead to hers and inhaled her scent. Winter. Wrinkling his nose Naruto backed up not liking her scent grabbing the key suspended in the air, he winked at her and left leaving a flustered witch fanning herself.

"Oh god, not another Gin."