Hey all! This is my first fanfic, so please bear with me and my not-so-good plot! Reviews are wanted, and critiques are welcome! Just no outright bashing please. I don't know if my heart could take the flames.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except for the plot. If I did, I would have every cosplay of Final Fantasy IN THE WORLD! muahahahaha!!

Chapter 1

Ugh. I hate snow. It's cold and wet and it gets down my shoes and shirt and shorts and socks, and I hate it. Though it's really fun to make snowmen and snowboard in it. And make snowballs. Especially when you're throwing them at Vincent. Nyuk nyuk. Ah, the good old days, when I would throw a snowball, then run and hide from the barrels of Death Penalty and Cerberus. But it's his own fault. He never picks up his phone, and when he does, he's always "…"ing or something like that. But you have to admit, he is pretty cute.

Anyways, Tifa sent me to the freakin' North Continent to get chocobo greens from the Chocobo Sage. Apparently we were running low on Sylkis Greens, and since Butterfly was expecting a little chocobo, Tifa ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE Sylkis Greens.

So now I have to ride Sunny, my gold chocobo, over the stupid mountains, through the stupid snow, through some more stupid snow, and over some more stupid mountains. Needless to say, Tifa's not on my "favorite people in the world" list right now.

I was already past Icicle Inn when my PHS started buzzing. I checked the caller ID. Great, now what does Tifa want?

"What do you want, Boobs?"

"Hello to you too, Yuffie. I was just calling to tell you that I discovered some Sylkis Greens hidden in Denzel's room, so you don't have to go and get some more for me. Oh, and by the way, do you think you can get the groceries on the way back? I need some more milk and eggs."

"….."

"Yuffie?"

"&#&!!"

"Umm…. I'll hang up now."

"&#&!!"

"…." click

Grr… when I get back, I'm gonna whoop Tifa's ass sooo bad….. Oh wait. She'd snap me in half with those FREAKING STRONG arms. I swear, I'll never arm wrestle her again. Maybe I'll just steal some materia inste-

"Oof!"

"…"

"Oh, hi Vinnie. Whatcha doin' in a cold dismal place like Icicle Inn?"

"…"

"You're on a mission from Reeve? You know, you could just say 'no' to him. Or point one of your big-ass guns at him."

"…" Raised eyebrow.

"Shut up."

What do you think? Please review!

hunny-chan