Ok, guys I know I'm doing Love is War right now along with A Real Life Lucky Star AND I plan another story, but this idea has been KILLING me for like 4 months and I HAD to write it! This is my first Haruhi Fan Fic and I always thought this would be a cool idea. Expect plenty of this and Love is War along with A Real Life Lucky Star. Also this is my first Fan Fic in First Person POV. For any Haruhi fans who haven't read my Lucky Start stuff, I'm new to the Haruhi Suzumiya Fan Fic writing so any advice is accepted! Hope you like the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya or any Haruhi Merchandise. I do however own this story, so hooray for me!
Hey, my names Kyon, but I guess if you're reading this than you already know that. I've been a part of the S.O.S Brigade for a year now and It's been the same exact thing over and over. Haruhi giving us some whacky thing to have to do and then we go do it. Despite the fact that I could probably leave the S.O.S Brigade ANYTIME I choose, I've stayed, dealing with the drama, pain, and agony that comes along with it. It was the start of our second year and we were all doing our regular routine. Nagato was over in her corner reading her usual book from off the shelf and Mikeru was busy preparing tea. Koizumi and I were in a regular game of Chess and Haruhi was being... well, Haruhi.
"Ughhhh, I'm so BORED!" Haruhi yelled as she threw her hands behind her head. "Nobody has come to report anything unusual in AGES!"
"Well the last person who came in you scared off after yelling at Miss Asahina!" I said, remembering what had happened about a week ago.
"But I wanted two cubes of sugar not one!" Haruhi argued.
A couple of days ago, a fairly popular girl at school came in to request we find out something about her friend. Unfortunately, she came in JUST as Miss Asahina made a mistake with a cup of coffee that Haruhi ordered, and I think since then, the girl has been spreading some rumors about us.
"Maybe you shouldn't have acted out in front of someone then." I said as Haruhi stuck her tongue out and I went back to my game, looking up at Koizumi, who looked like a wreck.
Lately, some large scale Closed-Spaces started popping up but neither Koizumi nor the agency could figure out why. As I've heard, the Espers have been fighting for days trying to stop them and it was starting to show on Koizumi. Koizumi looked like a train had hit him. His eyes were baggy, his hair a mess and his clothes sloppy. Even with his usual creepy smile, he looked extremely tired from all the hard work he's been doing. All he wanted to do was relax, and little did we know Haruhi was about to put us to work... again.
"I've got it!" Haruhi yelled, surprising Mikuru and making her spill a bit of Tea she was carrying over to Kyon. "Lately it's all been the same exact thing! Why don't we all go look for new members!"
I only facepalmed at this idea. It was about the time when clubs could start recruiting the Freshmen and any new students to the school, but I really didn't think it was a good idea to try and get ANOTHER person packed into the already tight club room. I still knew for a fact that we would have to end up going through with it anyways. Little did I know what would happen all because of her idea.
Next thing I knew, Koizumi and I were headed towards the Auditorium to promote the S.O.S Brigade, while Miss Asahina and Haruhi were headed towards the hallways in their bunny outfits. Yuki went off to the library, but I don't think she'll be doing much promoting there.
In front of the Auditorium, Koizumi and I stood to try and get people to join, despite the fact that the only people that got fliers were Haruhi, Mikuru, and Yuki. So we just stood there and talked, despite the fact that Koizumi looked like he could crash any second.
"Koizumi, what's up with the Closed Spaces? You look like you're ready to crash." I asked, a bit worried. The agency has been fighting off the closed-Spaces for years but lately Haruhi has been making excessively large ones. I actually had the chance to see one of the new ones a couple of days ago when Koizumi brought me to it, and I gotta say it was larger than any of the ones I've been in before. I also don't remember the monsters that the Espers have to fight of while in the closed spaces being in such great numbers. Every hour there was at least 15 of them coming at them and they were only a 5 man squad. How they managed to survive was beyond me, but I know I sure as hell couldn't do it.
"I don't know why the closed spaces have been getting so large lately, but Mori-san gave me a theory that might explain it." He said as he sat down on a chair in the hallway.
"Well, what is it? Knowing her it's probably something whacked and crazy." I said rolling my eyes thinking back to the vacation we took on the island and the hell they put us through.
"Well, I don't know if it's the REAL problem, but she thinks it might be love-sickness." He said, surprising me. Not just 10 minutes ago Haruhi was excited and happy, could she really be feeling love-sick?
"That can't be it. I mean she's so cheery lately. Almost over-excessively cheery." I said, dismissing the thought.
"Think about it, the first sign of Love-sickness is trying to cover it up." He said as I noticed his eyes starting to droop a little.
"True," I said knowing what this is coming to "but what does Mori-san know about Love-sickness? She's a maid for crying out loud."
"She's female though." He said with an answer that practically stabbed me through the heart with how dumb he made me look just then. "You'll find that almost every girl can tell each others feeling, no matter how deep they hide them. It's as if girls have a sort of... connection. Like a mother and a son bond."
"Weird. I just hope that doesn't come back to bite me in the ass." I said as I got a text from Haruhi
'Get back to the clubroom, Mikuru decided to bail on us. Discussing penalty. ;P' it read, ending with the ;P face that Haruhi had at the end of her text's all the time. "Well, looks like we're going back to the clubroom a little early."
"Good." he said, starting to get up "Maybe I can get a little sleep there."
"Anyways, what do you think we should do about Haruhi's "Closed Space" problem?" I said as he started to wobble a bit.
"I think you know. Just hurry before someone else does it for you." He said before he started to go down, most likely from standing up too fast. When I caught him, he was out before he even hit my arms. Not knowing what to do, I started to drag him back to the clubroom, which was extremely difficult to do considering Koizumi felt like he had eaten bricks for breakfast. As I rounded the corner, I accidentally ran into a tall, brown haired kid holding a schedule.
"Oh, I'm sorry." he said before noticing the person I was carrying "Oh man, do you need some help?"
"Yeah, might be nice, he hasn't been sleeping well and he just fell asleep on me, I'm just taking him back to our club room." I said as he took Koizumi's legs and we started back towards the clubroom. As I looked down at Koizumi, his face seemed to have changed. He had a bit of a smirk on his face, as if he had been proven right, but I was probably just imagining it.
After about a 7 minute struggle to get the knocked out body of Koizumi up the stairs and into the club room, we were completely exhausted, and for some reason the girls STILL weren't back. The kid and I both took seats across from each other, and after a breather, started talking.
"Well that was rough. Didn't think he would be so heavy." he said as we waited for the girls.
"Yeah. Hey you new here?" I asked remembering he was carrying around a schedule.
"Oh, yeah, just moved in. Dad got transferred, couldn't stay with any of my friends." he said before I heard screaming coming from the other side of the door, instantly telling me that the girls were back.
"WE'RE BACK!" Haruhi screamed as she walked in the room tugging Mikuru along with her. Yuki came in soon afterwords. "On the way back, one of Mikuru's boob flaps drooped down, and she ran away, so we had to go catch her... OH! YOU GOT SOMEONE!"
In a sudden blur Haruhi was right in front of him, asking questions at 100 kph. "Do you have an interest in the super natural?" "Do you believe in Espers, Aliens, or Time Travelers?" blah blah blah. Finally she managed to settle down and ask some questions that wouldn't scare the poor guy.
"So then, "New Guy." she said, acting as if this guy was already going to join, which I knew, unfortunately, was true, or else Haruhi wouldn't let him leave with both of his eyes. "What's your name?"
"I'm Sunohara Kibuki, Junior here at this school, I just moved in from a school about a half an hour away, Ryoo High, you might of heard of it." he started to explain.
"So, do you have any interest in the super natural? Anything mysterious, creepy, or dangerous? Anything? Anything!" Haruhi said, going back to her original topic, and starting to jump around again.
"Uhh, well I guess I've always been interested in Aliens, and I've always thought it would be cool to time travel, so yeah." Sunohara said
"Perfect! Congratulations! You've been accepted into the one, the ONLY, The S.O.S Brigade!" Haruhi screamed without even getting his opinion. Blue line's just appeared on my face as the poor guy looked confused as HELL.
"Well, I guess it's a good thing to get started in school activities anyways." he said getting up from the chair.
"Mikuru and I are going down to the office to get some paperwork for him to sign. Kyon and Yuki, keep this guy comfy and check on Koizumi while you're at it." she said as I remembered the whole reason this guy was even HERE. Koizumi laid in a futon that Mikuru had set up on the left side of the table, he looked better since he fainted, and he was sleeping soundly, so I took Sunohara outside the clubroom to talk a bit more.
"So now you know Haruhi, our over excited leader. She can get a little TOO bouncy sometimes. The moe girl you saw was Mikuru, our maid," I said giving emphasis on Maid "and the girl in the room is Yuki, the quiet one, she mostly reads, but I suspect that she has a secret love of video games and manga. Then there's Koizumi the... odd one. Let's not go into that one. Altogether I'm really just the straight-man out of all of us."
"Well, looks like you won't be alone from now on at least." he said laughing "Oh, yeah by the way, can you tell me a bit more bout the brown haired girl...?"
"Who? Haruhi?" I said a bit taken aback by his request "Well, she's the leader of the S.O.S Brigade, she's a girl obsessed with the super-natural, the paranormal, and anything to do with Aliens, Espers, or Time Travelers. She usually takes us on odd outings to search for weird stuff, but that only comes up empty. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, no reason." he said before Yuki appeared out of nowhere.
"He is awake." she said in her emotionless tone.
"Oh thanks Nagato." I said as Sunohara and I started inside the clubroom, before I could enter, Yuki grabbed my sleeve, and I stepped back out into the hallway once again. "What is it Nagato?"
"Sunohara is another human with world ending capabilities. Another human life form entrusted with the ability to have anything he wishes happen." she said shocking me with the sudden news.
"So Haruhi must have wished for him to appear or something like that right?" I said, remembering Koizumi saying about Haruhi feeling love-sick.
"Only partially, Miss Suzumiya wished for a new club mate, but not one with powers such as herself." Yuki said in her cold voice "For her to be able to wish for someone like that, she would have to know her own power. He is by chance a human with the ability to have anything he wishes granted. He only does not know it himself."
"Yuki, Kyon we're back!" Haruhi yelled coming down the hallway while dragging Miss Asahina along with her. The two of them still in their bunny girl outfits from before. "Get inside! It's time for the S.O.S Brigade to get a new member!"
That's all for now! Thanks for reading! For any of my Lucky Star fans I hope you liked a nice switch, and for any Haruhi Fans who are new to reading my stories, I hope you liked it. Please rate and review so I can know what I could improve on. Also this took WAY longer than I thought because halfway through writing this, I got the computer taken away for a week, so I couldn't get this written. Well, that's all for now! Expect either the next Love is War or the new A Real Life Lucky Star sometime next week. Bye-nii!