'whut cant you see i'm busy here?' house said not looking up from his nintendo ds.
'i've paged you THREE TIMES. dont you think that there might be some sort of emergency?'
house looked up. 'you mean besides your hair being slightly less fabulous than usual?'
'thats becus you broke my hairdryer. anyway thats not the emergency. the emergency is that someone with meningitis came into the clinic, and its all quarentined off.'
'and this is an emergency how...?' house asked his attention returning to the gameboy in his hands.
'look' wilson said. 'we need help in the clinic, we need every doctor we can get.'
'oh, well then.' house said. 'have fun.'
'EVERYBODY house. that includes YOU.'
'ok then'house said motioning like he was going to put down his ds. 'I'll be down in a minute'
'REALLY?!' wilson asked.
'no' house said returning to his game.
wilson took a deep breath preparing to give one of his infamous jimmy-rants.
'i cant believe you house. everyone else is working there asses off trying to get this mess cleared off and your just sitting there playing a stupid game-'
'OBJECTION!' house shouted 'it is NOT a stupid game. its a very informative interactive story about the legal system and our place in it.'
'...' wilson paused a moment before continuing. 'either way you a shirking your responsibilities. and being completely irresponsible. you cant just sit in your office all day and expect everyone to be fine with it. infact cuddy told me that if you didnt help out now youre pay is going to be cut in half until you make up all your clinic hours. also shes going to duct tape your office door shut as soon as you leave so you cant hide there when your supposed to be working.'
'well then,' house said 'i guess I'll just have to stay in here forever.'
'no way' jimmy said 'how would you survive? what would you eat?'
'YOU!' house yelled as he jumped forward and took a huge bite of jimmy. jimmy screamed like a little girl and ran off presumably to cry to cuddy. house quitely munched on his bite of jimmy as he went back to playing his game, satisfied in yet another victory.