The Epic tales of Bella

by Obsessive Vampire Stalker

Just a random story i wrote during class with my bestie, twlight obsessed, and well its just really a bunch of random drabble about twilight and the cullens with a few 'guest' stars. including SUPERMAN, and ashely the evil bunny. Please RxR

1. Chapter 1

Ok this is by me (trueVaMpIrE) and my friend (twilightObsessed). We got bored during class so decided to write this. Please dont get offened by any of this, or the spelling cos thats bad as well, so i hope you enjoy the epic tales of bella part I

Once apon (shit how do you spell that) a time there was a person. This was a girl (Bella) she was 18 and really obsessed with a stupid rainy town called forks and wanted to go to and meet the Cullens.

So she got on a dog and rode it t LA, then she realized that the dog was dead and couldn't go any further so she ate it, and got in a cab to forks, half way there she realized that the driver was a vampire so she bit him and jumped out the cab like in on of those action movies. After realizing this she learned that she was a vampire and she ran all the way to forks.

But when she got there she got hit by a stupid shiny Volvo, but she was amazed that she wasn't dead, she looked to see who was driving and was amazed to see it was big foot, which in other words means Jacob Black who had been killed by Zod (ha ha ha, his in smallville if you dont know) and he was decapitated with blood gushing everywhere

She wanted to help him so she fixed all the cuts with her vampire healing powers, he was very thankful, so he gave her a black eye then kidnapped her and held her hostage in the hospital.

She didn't know what was going on and then all of a sudden Esme kidnapped Bella and took her hostage in an old forest in the middle of a forest, as she looked around the room she found Esme and six other faces staring at her, all of those faces where decapitated and on pointy sticks, luckily they where only fluffy dogs.

She was to weak to ask Esme who put them there so she fell asleep (wait, no vampires can't sleep) so she didn't fall asleep, so she decided to light the table on fire and dance around it. Then suddenly Victoria burst in it the room, Bella was scare, she didn't know what to do, so her head explode and she died.

The end.

How can that be the end!NO!!!!!!!

Well I thought it needed a happy ending

That's not a happy, now Edward must die because she is dead. HA!!! I managed to involve him in the story some how!!

Fine we won't finish the story

I will continue on with the story if you want i dont know yet, please review and tell me.

Thanks