A/N: A fic from me that isn't a RL rambling, dedicated to my friend that loves Gilbert that much. Warning: Swearing, massive amount of awesomeness (this is Gilbert we're talking about) and grammatical screw-ups.

'Vash and Lili's Residence'

On a what seems-to-be a peaceful day(ignoring Vash that shoots anything that moves), the doorbell rings. Lili comes down to open the door, followed by Vash that aims his rifle to the door, in case France decides to come over and smooch our lovely Lili.

It was America.

"Hi, Lili! Here's an-AAH STOP SHOOTING ME!" As expected, Vash shoots him as if he's a lion that was about to devour Lili.

"I'll just drop this here! Bye-AAAAH!" Alfred runs away like how Italian troops retreats:uber-fast.

"I'm a hero! I'm impervious to bullets!" Vash, just shoot his head.

Lili pick up the invitation that Alfred drops. A part of the invitation is holed by one of Vash's bullet.

"What's on it, Lili?" Vash approaches her, taking a look at the invitation, that's packed on a cream envelope. On the back of the envelope is a picture of Alfred with his superhero suit...with his head holed up due to Vash's earlier shooting rampage.

"So cliche.", Vash commented. Lili slightly giggles as he said that.

Lili pick up the envelope (which fortunately isn't holed up). The invitation reads:

"You're invited to a costume party because you're AWESOME.

Place: Alfred's Residence.

Date: 23 February, 8PM-11PM"

'Oh gosh, that's tomorrow.' Lili spoke on her mind, as she continues reading.

"Partner: Gilbert Weillschmidt."

"G-Gilbert?" Out of confusion, she muttered.

"God, not him." Vash, of all people, responded.

"You know him, bruder?"

"Yes. And by the way, you're not going to go." Lili let a sigh as Vash said that.

"Bruder, sometimes you're too overprotective."

"But the outside world is dangerous, Lili! What if the party is organized by a group of Mafia dedicated to brainwash every attendant to work under them to do God-knows-what?" Lili let out another sigh as Vash keeps going paranoid on her.

She continues reading a small notepaper that sticked to the left end of the invitation, seemingly written by Alfred himself.

"To Vash"

"Bruder, it seems that this note is directed to you." Lili pulls out the stickied note and give it to Vash.

"If you decided to not letting Lili go, I will send Francis to take your virginity away."

"What is this, a death threat?"

Lili throws an innocent look at her brother.

"What's 'virginity'?"

"You're too young to know that, Lili."

Seconds after Vash shoots the stickynote with his gun, someone knocks the door. After getting frustated for having no one opening the door (Lili is busy thinking what 'virginity' is, Vash is having fun shooting the stickynote), someone kicks the door. Lili, who was standing right beside the door, get hit hard on the head by the door, and falls unconscious. Vash quickly rushes to Lili and carry her bridal style, while maintaining a death glare towards whoever is kicking that door.

"Learn some manners, dammit!"

"West , I'm too awesome to knock the friggin' door!"

"Gilbert, I think you knocked a woman. Unconscious."

"You DARE hurt my sister!"

This isn't going to end well.

A/N: Derp, this isn't going as planned, oh well. Anyway, i'm throwing out a poll ; should Vash joins the party (not on his overprotective brother mode)? You guys decide! By what, you ask? Review of course, folks!

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