(I do not own Stargate SG-1 or the characters… I do not own That's So Raven , the characters, or Raven Symone. I'm not going to kill Raven Symone even though she's evil… it's just the title of the story.)
Raven Symone Must Die
Chapter One
Jack O'Neill was sitting back on his chair, reclining with his feet on the desk. It was a loud scream that made him fall backwards.
"Ow! Dangit…. I know that scream…" He muttered. He got to his feet and started towards Daniel's office.
"Daniel!" He yelled when he entered the office. Daniel, startled, banged his head on his desk as he brought himself up. He was holding a tv remote in one hand and the batteries and battery cover in the other hand.
"I… uh… just getting the remote from under the desk."
"Daniel, you can't just scream and throw the remote at the tv every time she comes on the screen." Jack lectured.
"She's evil, Jack. I know she is. A you'll or… the antichrist or something…."
"Raven Symone is not the antichrist, Daniel!" Jack yelled.
"You'll see… I'll prove it to you…" Daniel glared.
"That's it! I'm canceling the Disney Channel on the base. We can't have you throwing remotes all the time. We've already have to replace three of them for you. No more 'That's So Raven' for you." Jack said as he left the room.
That night when Jack got home, he saw Daniel's car in front of his house.
"What the-?" He got out of his SUV and entered his house to find Daniel sitting in front of his tv.
"What are you doing?" Jack asked.
"My VCR is broken… so I set yours to record 'That's So Raven'." Daniel told him.
"When did you do that?… and Why? I thought you hated… and how'd you get into my house?"
"I do hated it… I need videos so I can study and find proof that she's evil… and I did it yesterday before you got back from the base… you really should hide your spare key in a better place."
"Daniel, you're cracked! And how did you get here before me yesterday? I left before you."
"I know a shortcut." Daniel said, distracted by rewinding the video.
"A shortcut…. To my house… that I don't know about…" Jack sighed, "I'm going to bed."
"Goodnight."
"Lock up when you leave, Daniel." Jack went to his room and fell onto his bed and fell asleep before his head hit the pillow.
End chapter one
Yes, I know it was a short chapter… but I wanted to see what ya'll think of it before I even go on… cuz if nobody likes it, then why continue posting? I can just show it to my friends instead…. Even though most of them don't care about Stargate….
So… tell me what you think.