It sucks so much being a vampire. I walked to school, thinking about how much it sucked to be a vampire. School is exactly like Purgatory,because I hate it so much. Its boring, and I know everything. I have to go to high school over and over again, because I'm a vampire. Se yeah, Purgatory.
"Hi Edward!" said that girl I don't care about because she's not a Mary Sue or anything.
I walked into school. Alice was there. I am a psychic so I get to talk to her without anyone knowing about it.
"School is purgatory" I said with my brain.
"Being a vampire sucks." She said with her brain. "It sucks to live forever and have magical powers and have to go to school and yet know everything being tought, and being really attractive. It sucks that I can have any girl I want because of my prettiness and psychic powers"
"I know god, I wish I was a muggle."
Suddenly a new girl walked into the room. "Alice, look at that new girl! I can't believe everybody's thinking about her." I can read minds because of my psychic powers by the way. "Just because she's new and from out of town, and a Mary Sue, doesn't mean she's all that and a bad of cheetos."
"We should get some cheetos later, Edward, and that new red mountain dew." Alice said with psychic powers.
"Being a vampire sucks, I wonder if I can read her mind and see if being a muggle is any better."
My first class was biology. So I went there, and that new girl was there. I had to sit next to her, freaking muggle. I did, then I tried to read her mind. I was surprised when I found that I couldn't. I mean what the hell is up with that?
"I can't read your mind, so I'm leaving!" I said. I ran away, and was never seen from again.
Authors Note: If this story gets leaked, I'll be mad!