Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yugi, Harry Potter characters, the
Simpsons characters (though if I did, I'd make a fortune!), Bye Bye Birdie
characters, or Clue, but I do own this hysterical idea! I also own
Hilary, Sarah, and whoever else I decide to put in here that is not from an
idea owned by someone else. Make sense? No? Good. Oh, and Liss is me,
just so ya know.
Liss- One day, Tomo woke up in his bed. He opened his eyes and yawned. He was still half-asleep.
Tomo- *yawn* I'm still half asleep.
Liss- I just said that, you moron! Anyway, Tomo sleepily got up and went over to his vanity desk. He reached for his hairbrush, and brushed his long, dark hair into a ponytail. Then, still half-asleep, he felt for his makeup.
Tomo- *feel feel* I'm feeling around for my makeup.
Liss- Will you stop doing that!!??
Tomo- Sorry.
Liss- Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted! TWICE! *glares at Tomo* Tomo felt around his vanity desk for his makeup.
Soi- Vanity desk? What the hell is that?
Liss- You know! The thing that you put your makeup bottles on....with the big mirror...and the lights....?
Soi- I'm confuzzled.
Liss- Shut up and go back to your room!
Soi- Fine, fine. *jumps into Liss's head and goes to sleep*
Liss- That's better. *turns to freaked out audience* For the illuminating story on what just happened, please contact me.
Tomo- *wide-eyed* O-kaaaaaaaay. Hm.
Liss- *growls*
Tomo- Hee hee! *nervous laugh*
Liss- Get back to the story!
Tomo- Hm. That's weird.
Liss- He now used both hands to search the desktop. Then he stopped.
Tomo- Hm. I guess it's not here.
Liss- His eyes bulged as he realized what he just said.
Tomo- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Zoom out to palace Zoom out to country Zoom out to world Zoom out to galaxy
Liss- Meanwhile, at the breakfast table.
Soi- Did you just hear something?
Nakago- I'm sorry, what?
Liss- Back at Tomo's room.
Tomo- Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Where is it? Nooooo!
Servant- Is something wrong, Tomo-san?
Tomo- I can't find my makeup! Have you seen it?
Servant- No, Tomo-san. I have not.
Tomo- Did anyone else come in here any time?
Servant- No, Tomo-san. Not that I saw, anyway.
Tomo- Damn.
Servant- I am very sorry. I know what you are thinking. If no one was here, then who could have taken it?
Tomo- No, I mean, damn, Nakago wasn't here. I'll wait for him forever though. Are you sure he wasn't here?
Servant- *huge sweat drop* Uh, yes, Tomo-san. *exits quickly*
Tomo- Crap. I guess I have to go around without makeup for today, until I can buy some more. *takes deep breath* No makeup. *starts sweating* No makeup. *hardly breathing* No makeup! *faints onto bed*
Kim MacAfee- Tell me, do I sound that stupid on stage?
Liss- Yes. But Tomo brings a new meaning to the word 'scary'.
Tomo- Hey!
* * *
Liss- A room in the palace.
Suboshi- So, um, Yui. You wanna, um, go for a walk?
Yui- Ech! Not with you!
Subo- Aniki! Aniki! *runs over and clutches Amiboshi*
Amiboshi- *rolls eyes* Thanks, Yui. Now he'll be over me all day.
Yui- He he!
Nelson- Hey! That's my line! I've been using it for 10 years! Get your own!
Yui- *sticks tongue out at him*
Nelson- *leaves*
Soi- Kids, kids, stop fighting like babies. You don't see glorious, incredible, dreamy, handsome.... *trails off. Her eyes go all glossy and a goofy smile creeps onto her face*
All- *ahem *
Soi- *comes back to reality, embarrassed* Anyway, you don't see Nakago acting like this.
Liss- Suddenly, they become aware of a figure watching them from the doorway. They all stare at it.
All- *mouth drops*
Liss- The incredibly handsome figure walked into the room.
Soi- Nakago! You dyed your hair! And you made it longer!
Liss- She doesn't use logic when she thinks about Nakago.
Soi- *gets uncomfortably close to figure* So, um, you wanna go and make some little critters? *seductively growls*
Figure- Ew!
Soi- *leans in and starts kissing him*
Figure- Ech! Get offa me, you slut! *pushes her away and starts wiping mouth*
Soi- Tomo?
Liss- The whole room gasped.
The whole room- *gasp*
Liss- WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!
All- Sorry.
Soi- Ew! I kissed Tomo! Aah! It burns! It BURNS!!!! *runs out screaming, clutching mouth*
Yui- Wow, Tomo. You look pretty cute without your makeup on.
Tomo- *flushes * Thanks, but I'm not nearly as pretty as Nakago!
All- *huge sweat drop* Yep. It's Tomo all right.
Tomo- *snapping out of gross [lemon] reverie* Anyway, I need your help. Someone has stolen my makeup! *pauses for gasps. Crickets chirp* O-kaay. Anyway, will you help me?
Yui- Ooh! Ooh! I have a good idea! In my world, there's this game called Clue. They made it into a book series and a movie. *explains Clue* What do you think?
Amiboshi- Sounds like fun.
Subo- *inches next to Yui* Yeah. Its' a great idea. *smiles*
Yui- Ew! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Subo- *hangs head*
Tomo- Yui, I like this plan. And since this is my case, I'll be Mr. Body.
Amiboshi- I'll be the wise and educated Prof. Plum!
Yui- *stifles giggle*
Miboshi- Ah, heck. I'll be that Mr. Green guy.
Yui- *looks at Subo winking at her* And I'll be the smart, sophisticated, incredibly UNINTERESTED Mrs. Peacock.
Subo- Fine. That leaves me with Col. Mustard.
Soi- *just burst into the room* And I'll be the gorgeous Miss Scarlet!
Ron Weasley- *randomly appears at the door* Ha! That name fits you well! After all, you are a scarlet woman! *throws head back and laughs hysterically. Abruptly stops when he realizes that no one else is laughing* You know? Scarlet woman? Oh, nevermind. That's what my mum calls 'em.
Harry Potter- *bursts in, too* Since when?
Weasel- *shrugs* Since the 4th book, I guess.
Liss- Both of them leave. Bye Weasel! Bye Potty! Say hello to Parvati for me! A wide, chibi-eyed cast of Seiryu seishi and miko stare after them.
Tomo- Sheesh. Our guards are not doing their jobs. Moving on.......
Yui- We still need someone to be Mrs. White.
Liss- At that unfortunate time, Nakago conveniently walks in. Mwahahahahahaha. Aren't I evil? *happy, evil grin*
Nakago- *notices everyone is staring at him* What?
*whole cast advances on him with wicked grins on their faces*
Liss- So, how'd you like it? I thought it was pretty funny. But who am I to judge my own work? I'm me, of course! Anyway, if anyone found this confuzzling, especially with the Weasel and the Potty, please let me know. Also, if anyone does not know what Clue is, please tell me and I will make that the next chapter. Thankies!
Liss- One day, Tomo woke up in his bed. He opened his eyes and yawned. He was still half-asleep.
Tomo- *yawn* I'm still half asleep.
Liss- I just said that, you moron! Anyway, Tomo sleepily got up and went over to his vanity desk. He reached for his hairbrush, and brushed his long, dark hair into a ponytail. Then, still half-asleep, he felt for his makeup.
Tomo- *feel feel* I'm feeling around for my makeup.
Liss- Will you stop doing that!!??
Tomo- Sorry.
Liss- Anyway, as I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted! TWICE! *glares at Tomo* Tomo felt around his vanity desk for his makeup.
Soi- Vanity desk? What the hell is that?
Liss- You know! The thing that you put your makeup bottles on....with the big mirror...and the lights....?
Soi- I'm confuzzled.
Liss- Shut up and go back to your room!
Soi- Fine, fine. *jumps into Liss's head and goes to sleep*
Liss- That's better. *turns to freaked out audience* For the illuminating story on what just happened, please contact me.
Tomo- *wide-eyed* O-kaaaaaaaay. Hm.
Liss- *growls*
Tomo- Hee hee! *nervous laugh*
Liss- Get back to the story!
Tomo- Hm. That's weird.
Liss- He now used both hands to search the desktop. Then he stopped.
Tomo- Hm. I guess it's not here.
Liss- His eyes bulged as he realized what he just said.
Tomo- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Zoom out to palace Zoom out to country Zoom out to world Zoom out to galaxy
Liss- Meanwhile, at the breakfast table.
Soi- Did you just hear something?
Nakago- I'm sorry, what?
Liss- Back at Tomo's room.
Tomo- Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Where is it? Nooooo!
Servant- Is something wrong, Tomo-san?
Tomo- I can't find my makeup! Have you seen it?
Servant- No, Tomo-san. I have not.
Tomo- Did anyone else come in here any time?
Servant- No, Tomo-san. Not that I saw, anyway.
Tomo- Damn.
Servant- I am very sorry. I know what you are thinking. If no one was here, then who could have taken it?
Tomo- No, I mean, damn, Nakago wasn't here. I'll wait for him forever though. Are you sure he wasn't here?
Servant- *huge sweat drop* Uh, yes, Tomo-san. *exits quickly*
Tomo- Crap. I guess I have to go around without makeup for today, until I can buy some more. *takes deep breath* No makeup. *starts sweating* No makeup. *hardly breathing* No makeup! *faints onto bed*
Kim MacAfee- Tell me, do I sound that stupid on stage?
Liss- Yes. But Tomo brings a new meaning to the word 'scary'.
Tomo- Hey!
* * *
Liss- A room in the palace.
Suboshi- So, um, Yui. You wanna, um, go for a walk?
Yui- Ech! Not with you!
Subo- Aniki! Aniki! *runs over and clutches Amiboshi*
Amiboshi- *rolls eyes* Thanks, Yui. Now he'll be over me all day.
Yui- He he!
Nelson- Hey! That's my line! I've been using it for 10 years! Get your own!
Yui- *sticks tongue out at him*
Nelson- *leaves*
Soi- Kids, kids, stop fighting like babies. You don't see glorious, incredible, dreamy, handsome.... *trails off. Her eyes go all glossy and a goofy smile creeps onto her face*
All- *ahem *
Soi- *comes back to reality, embarrassed* Anyway, you don't see Nakago acting like this.
Liss- Suddenly, they become aware of a figure watching them from the doorway. They all stare at it.
All- *mouth drops*
Liss- The incredibly handsome figure walked into the room.
Soi- Nakago! You dyed your hair! And you made it longer!
Liss- She doesn't use logic when she thinks about Nakago.
Soi- *gets uncomfortably close to figure* So, um, you wanna go and make some little critters? *seductively growls*
Figure- Ew!
Soi- *leans in and starts kissing him*
Figure- Ech! Get offa me, you slut! *pushes her away and starts wiping mouth*
Soi- Tomo?
Liss- The whole room gasped.
The whole room- *gasp*
Liss- WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!
All- Sorry.
Soi- Ew! I kissed Tomo! Aah! It burns! It BURNS!!!! *runs out screaming, clutching mouth*
Yui- Wow, Tomo. You look pretty cute without your makeup on.
Tomo- *flushes * Thanks, but I'm not nearly as pretty as Nakago!
All- *huge sweat drop* Yep. It's Tomo all right.
Tomo- *snapping out of gross [lemon] reverie* Anyway, I need your help. Someone has stolen my makeup! *pauses for gasps. Crickets chirp* O-kaay. Anyway, will you help me?
Yui- Ooh! Ooh! I have a good idea! In my world, there's this game called Clue. They made it into a book series and a movie. *explains Clue* What do you think?
Amiboshi- Sounds like fun.
Subo- *inches next to Yui* Yeah. Its' a great idea. *smiles*
Yui- Ew! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Subo- *hangs head*
Tomo- Yui, I like this plan. And since this is my case, I'll be Mr. Body.
Amiboshi- I'll be the wise and educated Prof. Plum!
Yui- *stifles giggle*
Miboshi- Ah, heck. I'll be that Mr. Green guy.
Yui- *looks at Subo winking at her* And I'll be the smart, sophisticated, incredibly UNINTERESTED Mrs. Peacock.
Subo- Fine. That leaves me with Col. Mustard.
Soi- *just burst into the room* And I'll be the gorgeous Miss Scarlet!
Ron Weasley- *randomly appears at the door* Ha! That name fits you well! After all, you are a scarlet woman! *throws head back and laughs hysterically. Abruptly stops when he realizes that no one else is laughing* You know? Scarlet woman? Oh, nevermind. That's what my mum calls 'em.
Harry Potter- *bursts in, too* Since when?
Weasel- *shrugs* Since the 4th book, I guess.
Liss- Both of them leave. Bye Weasel! Bye Potty! Say hello to Parvati for me! A wide, chibi-eyed cast of Seiryu seishi and miko stare after them.
Tomo- Sheesh. Our guards are not doing their jobs. Moving on.......
Yui- We still need someone to be Mrs. White.
Liss- At that unfortunate time, Nakago conveniently walks in. Mwahahahahahaha. Aren't I evil? *happy, evil grin*
Nakago- *notices everyone is staring at him* What?
*whole cast advances on him with wicked grins on their faces*
Liss- So, how'd you like it? I thought it was pretty funny. But who am I to judge my own work? I'm me, of course! Anyway, if anyone found this confuzzling, especially with the Weasel and the Potty, please let me know. Also, if anyone does not know what Clue is, please tell me and I will make that the next chapter. Thankies!