"The Faith is satisfied that there is enough to bring a formal trial for Ser Loras," the High Sparrow paused dramatically as his robed goons approached the members of House Tyrell, "and for Queen Margaery."
Joffrey only blinked. "You're shitting me, right?"
The Faith militant paused and looked back and forth between the High Sparrow and the King when it seemed that Joffrey wasn't the least bit threatened.
The High Sparrow glared at the King, apparently thinking that arresting the heir of a Great House and the Goddamn queen was going to be a walk in the park. "They must be judged before the Gods."
Every pair of eyes in the room soon fell upon Joffrey. The Tyrells wondered if Loras was going to get arrested for gay butt stuff, and Margaery for covering up gay butt staff. Cersei wondered if her stupid ass plan was going to fail, considering that her stupid ass plan was as stupid as the most stupid of asses. The High Sparrow and the Faith Militant wondered if maybe they bit off more than they could chew, considering, well, that this was fucking Joffrey that they were dealing with. No one really knew to be perfectly honest, Joffrey having rightfully earned a reputation for violent unpredictability.
"The only judge here is me, bitch!" Joffrey stood up and bitch slapped the High Sparrow. "Kill them all!" the King of Westeros shouted, laughing insanely.
Soon enough the Faith Militant were all put to the sword.