Harry Potter and the Rocky Horror Picture Show spectacular...
RATING: R FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND CURSING
Disclaimer: I own none of the wonderful characters including my sexy brother Draco or my sexy boy Harry, and I thankfully own no disturbing Rocky Horror Picture Show Characters! Although I admit they are highly amusing.
Authors Note: I could only bring myself to make Voldemort gay, sorry guys. And it doesn't have a lot of Rocky Horror Picture show in it, its just the same exact situation, except with all the Harry Potter Characters. Oh and Ron is not gay he has a twin sister named Ronette..please just read on!
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Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are At Barry White's (A/N I don't know if he really exists but anyway) funeral. Hermione is crying in the back Pew and Harry is comforting her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh Harry, how could this have happened to Barry?" She cried into Harry Potters shoulder. They had been friends ever since there 1st year at Hogwarts, but ever since graduation last year they had seen each other less then the combined amount of 3 months.
"It's okay Hermy, I am here." He smiled weekly over her head, not that she could see anyway him being quite a bit taller then her. "Hermy, lets go outside, I.uh.need to tell you something." He grabs her hand and leads her outside. They walk through the silent grave yard for a while neither one saying anything. Suddenly Hermione stops and gasps in horror.
"Oh Harry." She cried out as she grabbed his casual black dress robes. "This is the grave of my brother, Bart. I still can not believe that he died.and in a very un-classy negligee!" (A/N: Sorry but Bart is short for Bartholomew but I have no clue how to spell it so kindly feel free to substitute that her brothers name.)
"Oh Hermione I wish there was something I could do."
"That's it! Thank you Harry, we leave tonight."
"Leave where?"
"To the castle, where my brother died, we will solve this mystery somehow."
"Um..Hermy, What if I told you I didn't want to go?" Hermione stopped at this classically un-Harry statement. Thinking quickly she did the only thing that ever got any man to agree with her. Pushing him down to the ground right between Bart's headstone and footstone she straddled him. Then quickly gave him a heart stopping kiss. Making sure she got him really agitated, before getting up off of him just as quickly. "Hermy? Where are you going?" He asked very much more agitated then she meant to get him. "To find my brothers killer!" She walked away from him and waited by his broomstick, after a friendship with Harry Potter for over 7 years you just had to know what buttons to push. And sure enough she pushed the right ones. Harry walked over to her, his features back to the deceptively calm look he got when he faced evil. And lets face it what Hermione did was quite evil.
"Alright, you win." He called his broom up from the ground then helped Hermione to get on before getting on right in front of her. "Hold on, here we go..." And into the air they flew, Hermione holding on to Harry's denim jacket.
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A/N: Okay so that was really bad. Believe it or not Hermione is still a virgin she is just a tease that knows how to get what she wants. If I get one review I will gladly write more, and I am not demanding a review I just want one if it's not too much of a hassle so that I know this is being read and that it's not a completely stupid idea..Which it is. Flames welcome, comments welcome, Hell everything is welcome even suggestions. Thanks for reading!
RATING: R FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND CURSING
Disclaimer: I own none of the wonderful characters including my sexy brother Draco or my sexy boy Harry, and I thankfully own no disturbing Rocky Horror Picture Show Characters! Although I admit they are highly amusing.
Authors Note: I could only bring myself to make Voldemort gay, sorry guys. And it doesn't have a lot of Rocky Horror Picture show in it, its just the same exact situation, except with all the Harry Potter Characters. Oh and Ron is not gay he has a twin sister named Ronette..please just read on!
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Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are At Barry White's (A/N I don't know if he really exists but anyway) funeral. Hermione is crying in the back Pew and Harry is comforting her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh Harry, how could this have happened to Barry?" She cried into Harry Potters shoulder. They had been friends ever since there 1st year at Hogwarts, but ever since graduation last year they had seen each other less then the combined amount of 3 months.
"It's okay Hermy, I am here." He smiled weekly over her head, not that she could see anyway him being quite a bit taller then her. "Hermy, lets go outside, I.uh.need to tell you something." He grabs her hand and leads her outside. They walk through the silent grave yard for a while neither one saying anything. Suddenly Hermione stops and gasps in horror.
"Oh Harry." She cried out as she grabbed his casual black dress robes. "This is the grave of my brother, Bart. I still can not believe that he died.and in a very un-classy negligee!" (A/N: Sorry but Bart is short for Bartholomew but I have no clue how to spell it so kindly feel free to substitute that her brothers name.)
"Oh Hermione I wish there was something I could do."
"That's it! Thank you Harry, we leave tonight."
"Leave where?"
"To the castle, where my brother died, we will solve this mystery somehow."
"Um..Hermy, What if I told you I didn't want to go?" Hermione stopped at this classically un-Harry statement. Thinking quickly she did the only thing that ever got any man to agree with her. Pushing him down to the ground right between Bart's headstone and footstone she straddled him. Then quickly gave him a heart stopping kiss. Making sure she got him really agitated, before getting up off of him just as quickly. "Hermy? Where are you going?" He asked very much more agitated then she meant to get him. "To find my brothers killer!" She walked away from him and waited by his broomstick, after a friendship with Harry Potter for over 7 years you just had to know what buttons to push. And sure enough she pushed the right ones. Harry walked over to her, his features back to the deceptively calm look he got when he faced evil. And lets face it what Hermione did was quite evil.
"Alright, you win." He called his broom up from the ground then helped Hermione to get on before getting on right in front of her. "Hold on, here we go..." And into the air they flew, Hermione holding on to Harry's denim jacket.
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A/N: Okay so that was really bad. Believe it or not Hermione is still a virgin she is just a tease that knows how to get what she wants. If I get one review I will gladly write more, and I am not demanding a review I just want one if it's not too much of a hassle so that I know this is being read and that it's not a completely stupid idea..Which it is. Flames welcome, comments welcome, Hell everything is welcome even suggestions. Thanks for reading!