So here is an idea I had while spacing out at home. Please read and enjoy. Then review, criticise or flame, all welcomed. So let's stop with this chatter and get on withy the story.
Disclaimer:
Me: Do I own Twilight?
Edward: No you don't.
Me: Wah! *Sobs hysterically*
Esme: Sorry sweetie, Edwards's right.
Edward: Hah!
Esme: Edward, you seem to have forgotten your manners.
*Esme drags Edward away by ear*
Bellaismylife- Edward
Dangermagnet- Bella
Ilovehotblondegal- Emmett
Hotblondegal- Rosalie
Blondesaresmart- Jasper
Shoppingaddict- Alice
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Mystery Someone
-Bellaismylife has logged in-
-Ilovebronzehairdudes has logged in-
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Hi Edward!
Bellaismylife- Who are you? Bella is that you?
Ilovebronzehairdudes- No, I'm you secret admirer
Bellaismylife- What?
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Yup! I love you!
-Dangermagnet has logged in-
Dangermagnet- Hi people!
Bellaismylife- Bella?
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Hello! Edward is my boyfriend!
Dangermagnet- What?!!!
Bellaismylife- What?!!
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Yup!
Dangermagnet- Edward how could you cheat on me with another girl!
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Oh but he didn't! I'm a guy, I'm gay!
Dangermagnet- Edward is gay?
-Ilovehotblondegal has logged in-
Ilovehotblondegal- Yo! What you talking bout?
Dangermagnet- Hi Emmett! Edward is gay and is cheating on me.
Ilovehotblondegal- Hah! I was right after all!
-Hotblondegal has logged in-
-Blondesaresmart has logged in-
-Shoppingaddict has logged in-
Hotblondegal- Hi
Blondesaresmart- Hi Everyone
Shoppingaddict- Hey people!
Ilovehotblondegal- Jasper and Alice, cough up the cash! Edward is gay!
Hotblondegal- Should have known, why else would he be such a prude.
Blondesaresmart- What? But,But!
Shoppingaddict- I'm never wrong! How can this be?
Bellaismylife- BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY! I LOVE BELLA!
Dangermagnet- Awwww! I love you too Edward!
Bellaismylife- Who is Ilovebronzehairdudes anyway?
Ilovebronzehairdudes- I'm Carlisle
Bellaismylife- Dad? This is so wrong!
Shoppingaddict- Ugh! That's sick!
Hotblondegal- Eww! That's worse than …….Something bad….. I'm out!
-Hotblondegal has logged out-
Ilovehotblondegal- EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I will never look at dad the same ever again!
-Ilovehotblondegal has logged out-
Blondesaresmart- Too many emotions! I'm going to some isolated place.
-Blondesaresmart has logged out-
Shoppingaddict- Dad? What about Esme?
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Oh, She's lesbian so she no problem.
Shoppingaddict- This is so wrong! I'm going to Paris for shopping therapy!
-Shoppingaddict has logged out-
Bellaismylife- Dad, why don't you dye your hair bronze and love yourself.
Ilovebronzehairdudes- Good idea! I shall go borrow Jasper's hair dye!
-Ilovebronzehairdudes has logged out-
Dangermagnet- ………..*freaked into silence*
Bellaismylife- Bella? Love?
Dangermagnet- Yes eddiebear?
Bellaismylife- Sweetheart, are you all right?
Dangermagnet- Yeah, just a little freaked out………..0.o
Bellaismylife- Yea, me too……… can I come over now?
Dangermagnet- Sure! I'll go clean the windows while waiting.
-Dangermagnet has logged out-
Bellaismylife- *Picks up phone*Edward: Hello? Alice?
Alice: Bella is going to fall out of her window in 2mins
Edward: thanks for the warning, I'm going now.
-Bellaismylife has logged out-
2 minutes later at the swan residence--------------------
E.P.O.V
I rushed to the tree where bella is falling out of the window, I quickly caught her before hopping into her room. " Bella sweetheart, you have to be more careful. I don't want to lose you" I murmured into her ear. I picked her up and placed her on the bed by my side. She snuggled into my chest and fell into a deep sleep as I softly hummed her lullaby.
I hoped you enjoyed it , so now please just press that blue button at the bottom of the page that says go and review! Do you like it? Hate it? Please say!
Hugs and kisses- Chrisnelle