Totally a Crossover!
A/N: this is a crossover between Naruto and the Mummy. There will be shonen-ai and OOC-ness. Basically follows Sasuke around in 2nd and 3rd person. Instead of Egypt, we have Suna.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Mummy. This will be the only time I'll be putting the disclaimer here.
Chapter 1
"Hokage-sama! The Uchiha is here to see you! Tsunade?" Shizune, Tsunade's assistant, came up to the desk that held the sleeping figure and shook her. She didn't move. Taking desperate measures, Shizune whispered something in her ear and she immediately shot up.
"Bring him in." While Shizune went to the door, Tsunade went to work on her shirt so it didn't quite show her …rack… as well. "What do you want Sasuke? It's only been three days since Naruto brought you back and you've been here twice of your own accord. So tell me, what is troubling you?'
"It's something that Orochimaru gave to me while I was… away. It is a map." Sasuke stood before the Hokage dressed with the open, white shirt black pants and big purple tie, choosing his words carefully.
"That's all? A map? What is so important about a map?"
"Are you familiar with Sunian myths Hokage-sama?"
"Yes, vaguely, why?"
"Do you know of the legend of Hamunaptra?"
"The City of the Dead? The one that guards the sacred book of Ra, the Sun God?"
"Hai."
"Are you saying that this map that Orochimaru willing gave you is the map to the lost city of Hamunaptra? The city that not even the most determined and experienced explorers could find?"
"Hai Hokage-sama. And I wish to go there and retrieve the book and the rest of the gold that is said to have been stored there also. That way I could bring it back to Kohana and right my past wrongs that need to be fixed."
"Hmm, I see…but there are a few flaws in your plan, Sasuke."
"What would that be?" Sasuke began to twitch his left eye and felt slight anger. It was common behavior for a Uchiha who had someone point out their flaws; the whole Uchiha code of honor and whatnot.
"One, you don't know the way to, or around, Suna. Two, you'd have to get permission from Gaara, the Kazekage. And three, you probably don't know how to read ancient languages, do you?" As Sasuke listened, he noticed how big of a damper those might have been on his whole trip. But, being an almighty Uchiha, he didn't say he agreed.
"Hn." The normal Uchiha answer.
"Well then, I know exactly who can do all three things with minimal problems and they don't even ask for a big pay, thank Kami-sama."
"Really? Who?"
"Just promise you don't laugh or ask if I'm serious. "
"Of course, I'm a Uchiha."
"Okay. Well, you see, it's-"
CRASH!!!!!
"What the heck? That sounded like it came from the storage room. We should probably go check it out. Then, we can continue our conversation."
"Okay, Hokage-sama." They left the office, and went down a floor to the 2nd. They then went down a corridor to a room with a massive door. Opening it, they saw a huge room filled with gigantic boxes. Scattered in every direction.
"No you idiot! Set it down gently! This stuff is centuries old! It could crumble at any given moment! Treat it like a large, 300-pound baby, or else I'll make sure you won't be able to have any!" A voice yelled this across the room where a group of men were unloading a pretty big box.
"Kakashi, where are all of these boxes from? The last time I was down here, there was only a few crates." Said man turned towards the Hokage and shifted his mood from pissed-off to apparently amused.
"Oh, Suna wanted our little expert to do some inventory. They sent it all the way over here because they said he was the best and only one they trusted."
"Really?"
"Really, one of the boxes had the letter from Gaara himself."
"Where is our expert?"
"Over there next to the statue of Horus, doing his thing." Kakashi looked past Tsunade, at Sasuke. "Oh, hello Sasuke, bet you didn't know he was so famous, did you?"
"Who?"
"Who? You mean Tsunade didn't tell you?" Kakashi then reverted his gaze to the Hokage expectantly.
"Well, that was actually what I was getting ready to do, but a certain crash interrupted me. Sasuke is in need of a guide and interpreter because he has the map to a certain lost city, one of the legendary kind. I'm sure you must have heard of it, Hamunaptra."
"No way! But Tsunade, you weren't expecting him to go and not me, were you?"
"Well, I was kind of hoping you wouldn't want to go, since you have a team to attend to and all."
"Well, you're wrong there. Besides, half of my team would be going and who's to say Sai and Sakura wouldn't jump on board? Although I'm pretty sure Sakura would probably be scared of the tiniest thing, like the underground part, or a scorpion, or the sand. Oh well, I'll take you to him. You probably don't even know what Horus looks like, do you Tsunade?"
Tsunade huffed and looked at Kakashi angrily. "I do so! He's the giant bird-man statue!"
"There are a lot of bird-man statues here, Tsunade. Come on, follow me." Kakashi turned and ducked into the large maze, Tsunade and Sasuke following behind. Eventually, they came to a statue with the head of an eagle.
Hunched over, looking at an inscription on a large portion of the statue that the figure stood on, was a boy. He was about 15 years old, by the look of him. He was wearing blue jeans, a read tee shirt, and a bandana, which covered all of his hair except for a small amount in the back. The color of said hair was blonde.
"Hey, Naruto! Tsunade has a job for you!" Naruto looked up from his kneeling position and looked over at the trio.
"Hello, do any of you happen to have a toothbrush?"