A/N: This is my first Transformer's fanfic! I know it's kinda short but I wrote this from memory of some song or something I heard on TV. Please don't get upset this is a joke and if you can't take a joke then I think you should move on.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Transformers or the song Perfect Insanity!
(Bumblebee's Point Of View)
I was walking through the city streets when a man walks up to me and hands me the lastest energy drink he says "run faster, jump higher."
I said "man I'm not going to let you posion me!" I threw it on the ground!
"You think I'm a joke I aint going to be part of this system! Man put that garbage in another man's face!" I said to him.
I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says "you come here all the time here's one for free."
I said "man! What do I look like? A charity case?" I took it and threw it on the ground! "I don't need your hand outs! I'm an adult! Please you can't buy me a hotdog man!"
At the farmers maket with my so called girlfreind she hands me her cell phone and says "it's my dad."
I said "MAN! This aint my dad this is a cell phone!" I threw it on the ground!
"What do you think I'm stupid? I'm not apart of this system my dad's not a phone!"
Some poser hands me cake at a brithday party "what do you want me to do with this? Eat it?" Happy brithday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake too!
"Welcome to the real world jackass!"
The end. If you want the song to Perfect Insanity here's the link: /watch?v=wF-DCt4YYjg
Unfortuetly Fanfiction will not let me put out the whole link (copyright) so if you copy and paste the link above into google it will still get you to the song.