The Twelfth day of Christmas.
For your information… Celestine is Zell's Guardian Angel. If you don't like the sound of it, you can change it to the original "My loved one", I don't care.
On the First day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Second day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Third day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Fourth day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Fifth day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Eight pairs of Sneakers
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Nine Jugs of Whisky
Eight pairs of Sneakers
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Ten Pounding Headaches
Nine Jugs of Whisky
Eight pairs of Sneakers
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Eleven rolls of dressing
Ten Pounding Headaches
Nine Jugs of Whiskey
Eight pairs of Sneakers
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hotdog with all the toppings.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Celestine gave to me
Twelve Battle Scars
Eleven Rolls of Dressing
Ten Pounding Headaches
Nine Jugs of Whiskey
Eight pairs of Sneakers
Seven Cans of Pepsi
Six Million Gil
Five Hic—keys
Four Combat Kings
Three Backrubs
Two Ehrgeiz Gloves
And A hot--dog with all the toppings~~~~~~!!!
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*Season's Greetings*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
What Zell said on the First Day (Hotdog with all the toppings):
"Only one? How stingy…"
What Zell said on the Second Day (Two Ehrgeiz Gloves):
"She should have given me knitted ones instead… don't girls give knitted things to their boyfriends to show their love and devotion?"
What Zell said on the Third Day (Three Backrubs):
"…… Needs more practice."
What Zell said on the Fourth Day (Four Combat Kings):
"Yuri already gave me the third one…"
What Zell said on the Fifth Day (Five Hickeys a.k.a love bites):
"……" (Blushes wildly)
What Zell said on the Sixth Day (Six Million Gil):
"I would have preferred a gold card instead.…"
What Zell said on the Seventh Day (Seven cans of Pepsi):
"I only drink Balamb Garden Cafeteria Soda…"
What Zell said on the Eighth Day (Eight pairs of sneakers):
"I only wear Balamb brand Sneakers… what kind of obscure brand are these?"
What Zell said on the Ninth Day (Nine jugs of Whiskey):
*Hick* "Heeeheeeheee…"
What Zell said on the Tenth Day (Ten pounding headaches):
"I should have known this would happen when I drank all that Whiskey."
What Zell said on the Eleventh Day (Eleven rolls of dressing):
"What are these for? Bandaging my head? Do these cure hangovers? I'd rather have aspirin…"
What Zell said on the Twelfth Day (Twelve battle scars):
"Man, I should have guessed it when she gave me the bandages."
What Celestine said after Christmas:
"ZELL DINTCH! YOU'VE GOT THE NERVE COMPLAINING ABOUT MY GIFTS TO YOU WHEN YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A SINGLE FR*GGIN' THING!" (Gives him twenty-five tight slaps.)
Zell: Owww… what a spitfire.