Sasuke sighs as he watches all of his friends go down, one by one.
The enemy?
Alcohol.
Naruto twirls around his friends, bumping into random people. It's not as if either he or they notice it anyway. He zigzags around a passed-out Shikamaru, hanging limply in his chair. He stumbles past an uptight Neji, turning up his nose at an offered drink. He dumbly notes that Kiba will just spike Neji later.
That was how he himself had gotten this way, right? Naruto nodded to himself. Sasuke and Naruto had promised each other that neither one would drink tonight. That was why Naruto had to find his boyfriend. He had to apologize before anything bad happened. The Uchiha had a tendency to have mood swings.
Sasuke growls when Naruto bumps into him and grabs his arm. Naruto titters awkwardly until he can find the right words. "I'm sorry, Sa- Sasu. I thinks-" he hiccups and laughs- "Kiba's an asshole." Sasuke rolls his eyes, but obviously understands. "Told you to stay away from him," he mutters. He looks away and pats the couch next to him. Naruto sits down and leans on his shoulder.
Blue and black eyes are both flipped wide open as an extremely drunken Kiba runs over, Akamaru right on his heels. Kiba drapes himself over the pair, yelling and slurring loudly. "Heeeeeeyy! Naruto 'n Sasuke! Wass up, you guys? Isn't the parrrty fun? I told you, Naruto! You shouldn't a brought ya boyfriend, though. He's got a stick up his ass! Huh? He ain't had a drink all night!"
Naruto looks up at Sasuke's expression. It's a familiar one. Sasuke bites his lip and raises an eyebrow at Naruto. "Maybe I should get drunk too, then? It's only fair," he says. Naruto shakes his head almost violently. "You can't," he says, but the words are lost in Kiba's laughter. "Yeh, Sasuke! Tha's my good ol' Uchi- U- Uchia!" Sasuke rolls his eyes at Kiba.
"Don't," Naruto tries again, but he's cut off by Kiba once more, who hands Sasuke a drink. Sasuke frowns at Kiba's quick response time, but proceeds to lift it to his mouth anyway. Naruto grabs the glass away from Sasuke. "Don't," he says more firmly. Sasuke laughs, and grabs the glass back. He downs half of it in one gulp, then laughs again. "I've already had a drink earlier, Naru," he confesses.
Naruto seems disappointed. "Oh," he says, then gasps as Sasuke crashes their lips together. "I don't like it when you drink," Naruto mutters into the kiss. Kiba walks away to give the two privacy. Sasuke pushes Naruto back onto the couch and bites lightly on his ear. "Why not," he murmurs.
Naruto pushes Sasuke off of him. He grabs his now-intoxicated boyfriend's hand and tows him towards an empty bedroom. He pouts.
"Cuz," he says. "Whenever you get drunk, you always get to top."