Edward was currently running through the forest with his insane vampire speed. As Edward was running Macarron Chacarron was playing. He was suppose to be at Bella's house watching her sleep like he promised her. Unfortunately he had to feed first, so he headed for the woods for a quick bite. Edward stopped for a split second as he heard the small organ of an animal beating nearby. He crouched down by a nearby medium size boulder that appeared out of nowhere and is not a plot hole. he peered over the rock as he heard a faint thump thump thump. A cute fluffy rabbit with fur as pure as snow could be seen hopping into the clearing that also appeared out of nowhere but I can assure you that it is not a plot hole.
The rabbit had those pink reddish eyes like most albino rabbits had and had a cute twitchy little nose. It's nose was twitching as it was sniffing the area for food. Edward waited for the rabbit to closer to the boulder, so he can surprise it and quickly snap the poor rabbits neck. However things did not go as he planned. Instead of Eddie Kins seizing the cute furries neck , it was the other way around! The furry had it's sharp incisor imbedded deep into the sparklepire's neck.
"SWEET MOTHER OF ARO!""LET GO OF MY GORGEOUS NECK!"Screamed Sir Spar-, I mean Edward. He started to tugging on the bunny in hopes of prying it off but the it had a vice grip on him. A furious struggle went on between the two.
Beast versus Man?
With a finally yank Edward freed his neck from the deadly clutches of the evil fluff ball. He touched his neck to see if he was bleeding but remembered that he can not bleed. however he felt deep grooves in his neck where the furry little monster sank it's "fangs". The mortified boy tossed tha dangerous fluffy in hope of it slamming it furry body against a tree but it landed gracefully on it four paws. The rabbit cock it's little head at Eddie Kins, that one gesture was enough to make him feel unease. With a squeak it charge towards the sparklepire causing Edward to scream like a twelve year old girl. He took off running never looking back.
AN: This is my first time publishing a story. I made it to poke fun at Twilight and to write a story about Edward's meal attacking him. As some of you can tell I reference Monty Python's killer bunny. Hope you enjoyed my story! No offense to Twilight fans. here is a link to the video of the killer bunny! .com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg