Hey Mr. Prongs!
Yeah Mr. Wormtail, wats up?
Me!
Mr. Padfoot! That was uncalled for! For God sake man we are in class!
Mr. Moony, stop being a prissy nancy boy and take a joke.
Well there was no need for your vulgar outburst.
Shut up! Why are you two interrupting? I was trying to talk to Mr. Prongs!
Okay, okay …shoot.
Well there's this person that I really like...
…And
But I don't think they would like me very much.
And why do you think that?
Well they are always mean to me…they make fun of me and call me names…. but I still like it.
Wait! You like Mr. Padfoot?
Who likes me?
Nobody like you, you ass! No butt out!
What the bloody hell do you mean nobody like me? I am the most attractive male in this school, I'm very popular with the ladies, I am a stallion in the sack, my hair is silky and smooth, my eyes have the perfect glint in them, I…
Oh thank you Mr. Moony! You are a brave man to stop Padfoot, during one of his rants on his "perfection".
Your most welcome, I was about to hurl when I saw him start.
Will Messrs Moony and Padfoot pleas leave the conversation!
Okay, okay.
I'm going to take a random class poll and see how popular I am with the ladies. After all who can resist me, I am the strongest out of the four of us, I have pureblood lineage, I also have the sexy allure of being the resident bad boy, ultimate prankst…….
Thank you once more Mr. Moony. Sorry for snapping at you earlier.
Its quite alright Mr. Wormtail, I know you are not strong enough to stop him.
Well since you're here Mr. Moony, I have a dilemma that I must solve.
Mr. Prongs are you with me so far?
I am indeed. Though I am quite amused by Mr. Padfoot, twice the Ravenclaw prefect has slapped him.
Okay! Back to the situation at hand here gentle men! So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by that narcissistic buffoon. I like somebody that makes fun of me all the time. I know its stupid, but I can't help it. And Mr. Prongs, it is most certainly mot Mr. Padfoot!
Well, Mr. Wormtail would be so kind as to inform us of whom you are so greatly besotted with?
Mr. Moony, do you really want to know? And if you do want to know, can I be able to guarantee that I will not be ridiculed? And You Mr. Prongs, do you also want to know?
Yes
Yes
And I will not be ridiculed buy either of you?
No
Most certainly not. For the heart is a mysterious thing.
And also may I guarantee this knowledge being retained from said person as well anybody else, including Mr. Padfoot?
Yes
Okay then
Gentlemen, gentlemen. The votes are in.
Is Mr. Sirius Black Popular with the Ladies?
Ravenclaw House: 4/6
Hufflepuff House:5/6Gryffindor House: 6/6
Slytherin House :2/6
Out of 24 ladies 17 lovely ladies would be willing to give it up for yours truly!
Okay, fantastic! Go away!
Okay so who is it then…
Well…
It's..ummm….Severus Snape