Wedgie 101
Hey, pay attention to who ya talkin' to. Buford Van Stomm, the famous bully and wedgie giver in Phineas and Ferb, here, now step aside, nerd, and yes, I'm talking to you. Yeah, you, the one staring at this screen. Now, I'm here, talkin' about what I'm best at, wedgies. Wedgies have the richest history of all human gestures and physical movements. For all I care, it could have the richest history of all alien gestures too. Now, for the history. Now, since you're all nerds, I'll talk simple for you. I hope you're happy. Now, wedgies are a more or less as old as time itself. The first wedgies were by Alexander the Great to all soldiers who dared disobey him. Here's an example of how he would've done it.
Alexander the Great: Soldier! Drop down and give me ten!
Soldier: Ten what, sir?
Alexander the Great: *Gives soldier a wedgie or two*
After the death of Alexander the Great, wedgies slowly died down, until Adolf Hitler revived as a form of torture to his enemies. He developed the techniques that we often used today. I'll probably soon be in all of the history books for my ways. Now, if you'll excuse me nerds, I have to give a certain nerd a wedgie.
Buford is out, Peace!