"Undercover Drag Queen."
Chapter one: Tuck what ya mama gave you!
Summary:
InuYasha Taisho Is not one you would call the best detective in his department. He's rash, aggressive, offensive and has racked up enough assault charges to earn himself a kick off the force. Having the last straw with him, His captain and father, Inu no Taisho puts him on the case where a string of competing drag queens for the Ms. Drag Universe title are ending up dead.
InuYasha must now go undercover, as a drag queen and learn the in's and outs, Learn everything there is to know about these girl's and find who's harming them. This is his last shot as proving to everyone he's worthy of his badge, as well as a shot at redemption.
Can InuYasha solve the case, and learn some control? Or will this murder get away, and along with it InuYasha's life?
" refusal to cooperate with a officer of the law, attempted robbery, assault with a deadly weapon-"His hand slide over the but of the gun that rested at his hip. A knowing smile playing along his lips as he stared at the culprit before him.
Hands cuffed in front of him, he looked wild, like a feral animal. His eyes darted around, bullets of sweat trickled down his face. Looking up at the detective he held his hands up in a pleading gesture.
"Since when did a penis become a deadly weapon!"
"The moment you whipped it out and chased an officer." The detective continue uninterrupted."Possession of a controlled substance, And Oh Love this one. Animal crulity. " Throwing the folder on the desk InuYasha leaned forward, a smile that never reached his eyes appeared on his face. Knuckles clenched tight, he slammed them onto the metal table before him.
The man in question jumped, the cuffs clasped around his wrist digging in deeper. His eyes darted around the room once more, trying to find any source of help. The bad cop routine had been going on for longer then expected, good cop was no where in sight.
Pulling back InuYasha crossed his arms, the smile still remaining in place."Next time you are high as fuck on PCP, maybe try to not get caught with your pants down, dick deep in a sheep."
"it's-it's not what it looked like."
"Oh?" Brows raising, InuYasha aloud him to carry on, this answer had to be well worth the amusement. "What was it then?"
"She...she was taunting me."
"She as in the sheep?" Humor blossoming on his face, InuYasha continued to hear his case.
"Yes." Eyes going unfocused he began to space off. Looking around he came back a smile on his face. "She kept calling me over. Begging for me to stick it In," Pointing suggestively to his groin, the same slow smile appeared. he looked completely unashamed of his actions.
Growling in disgust InuYasha had enough. It was well after 3 am, He was tired and aggravated. He had spent the last two hours trying to get a coherent sentence out of this brain dead druggy.
Grabbing him by the Hair he pulled back. Crying in pain InuYasha smiled, least he felt it. "I don't care about your choice in lovers. What I want, are names."
Whimpering softy, InuYasha took a whiff of the air. Scrunching his noise in disgust he narrowed his eyes back to the cuffed man. "Did you really just piss yourself?"
"I-I'm sorry!"
Moving his arm forward InuYasha slammed the mans face into the desk, Pulling back he watched as shock and fear ran over his face. Blood trickled down his forehead. "Who's your dealer?"
"I-don't know."
Crack
His face was slammed once more into the desk, Pulling him back up InuYasha smiled gleefully. This time a tooth had found itself dislodge, and what looked like a broken nose. "Who-Is-Your-dealer?"
"I-I-To-tol-told you I don-don-don't knoooow!"
"Wrong answer."
Crack,Crack
Slamming his face over and over, InuYasha stopped the assault to pull him back up. Blood covered his entire face, it began to pool in puddles on the table. Soon enough he would either black out from pain or talk. InuYasha hoped the later. "Want to go for lucky number four?"
"P-p-p-pleeease I can't!"
"INUYASHA ENOUGH!" InuYasha stopped in mid motion. Smiling at the hulking figure in the corner He turned his gaze once more to the man who barely hung to consciousness. "You got lucky. The cavalry just showed up."
Letting his head fall from his grasp InuYasha watched amused, as he feel into the puddles of his own blood. Moving from the crying man InuYasha approached the man who forced him to quit.
He stood well over InuYasha. His composure said calm, but underneath it he was fuming. pointing a slender finger in Inu's direction he spoke in a even calmer, cooler voice. "My office. now."
"The fun was just starting."
"Now DETECTIVE InuYasha." he managed to make the detective part sound like a insult.
Narrowing his eyes, InuYasha stiffly bowed, in a manner to be disrespectful. Turning on his heels he stormed to the office of his captain, And father, Inu No Taisho.
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"What in the hell do you think you were doing?!"
InuYasha lazily gazed at his father as he slammed his way into his office. With his legs thrown carelessly over one side of the chair hr sat in, his chest draped over the other arm. InuYasha rolled his eyes up towards his father, shrugging his shoulders he replied in a carefree tone. "Using force to the extent of the law?"
"You damn near shattered that man's face!"
"He's a drug addict, one less of the streets." InuYasha was clearly not phased by his actions. He didn't understand why his father was so upset. he was doing the community a favor.
"If you can honestly think that way, I should take that badge from you this instance."
"I like to see you try."
"I'm serious InuYasha." Sitting down, Inu No Taisho flipped through a folder on his desk. Throwing it towards InuYasha he looked at his son with a serious look. "In the last month you have had not one, not two, but eight altercations in and out of work. DO you know how that looks for an officer?"
"Your the higher up, make it go away?"
Inu No Taisho shook his head gloomily, staring down at his son he felt shame wash over him. Where had eh gone wrong for his son to abuse the law in such a manner? "It doesn't work Like that InuYasha. I can't just make it go poof. You are my son, and gods hear me now, I love you, but you are towing on a line I can't save you from."
Scoffing at his fathers dramatics InuYasha stood, readying to excuse himself. "We done here?"
"No. I tried it my way. " The sadness that once held onto Inu No Tasiho, Now rippled with anger. Standing up he stormed towards his son. Looking down he tried to control his emotions, only to lose the battle. "You shame me as a man, and a father. I won't have this crap anymore."
"You going to fire me?" With a chuckle InuYasha continued to show no remorse, or even the slightest hint of being worried.
"No. I am well aware it would do nothing for you. But what i will do is send you away on assignment."
Peaking his attention, InuYasha narrowed his eyes. Caution at the proposal. why give a man you are furious with a case? "What do you have in mind?"
A sly smile spread across Inu No Tashio's face. Walking to his desk he pulled another file out, handing it leisurely to InuYasha he replied with a cool voice, "Murder case. in the city."
"You are sending em on a murder case?" Puzzled by his father, InuYasha opened the file. Skimming the little bits he curled his lip in protest. "What is this shit? Drag queen murders? This a joke?"
"No, It's serious. And I damn well expect you to treat it as such."
Still finding no loop hole InuYasha stared hard at his farther. Waiting for the other shoe to drop the remained standing, staring at one another. Growing inpatient InuYasha yelled in frustration. "Whats the damn catch?"
"Well, the catch my ones a tricky bastard. Sending in cops makes him edgy. This is his third town. So your going under cover."
"Ok no problem, I've done that plenty of times." inuYasha mentally gloated. This would be easy, he'd go under cover, find out who's doing it, bing bang boom save some queens, an be home in no time. Some case. 'really showing me old man.'
"Well let me finish smart ass...Your going under cover...as a drag queen."
"No I'm not." Turning his back InuYasha made his way to the door. Humor and anger burning at him. 'Who the hell did he think he was? I get it I been fucking up. But to send me on this crap. Fuck that'
His hand on the knob, Inu No Taisho's voice boomed, clearly feed up with his son's bullshit. "You walk out that door. That's it. It's light's out for you. Put your badge on my desk. And never come back."
Glaring at his father, InuYasha's grip tighten, "So this is how your punishing me? Sending me on a case with a bunch of queens?"
His shoulders heaved, weariness drew across Inu No Taisho's brow, holding his hands out to his son in a sign of defeat he spoke in a softer tone. "I can't help you anymore Inu. Take this case...or take nothing."
Eyes burning with rage InuYasha Spun turning his back towards his Father. "I'd sooner kiss Sesshomaru's ass."
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"Thank you for flying American Airline! We hope you have a pleasant stay in the big apple!"
InuYasha shuffled off the plane, his carry on slung over his shoulder. He had been in the air for four miserable hours. He had gotten so luck to get a seat behind a fussy baby, next to a man who insisted to talk and spit at the same time, and a nun who prayed the entire time. InuYasha took a mental note to pay his father back for this.
Walking through the gate InuYasha looked around. he was told he would have a guide and inside source through his entire time. Some guy by the name of Jakotsu.
Not spotting anyone who seem to notice Him InuYasha continued to walk around the crowded Airport. Growing frustrated ten minutes into his excursion InuYasha caved pulling his phone out. Maybe his dad could give him bit more information instead of 'You won't be able to miss him."
"Captain Inu No Taisho speaking?"
"Eh, old man! Care to tell me a bit more on the guy picking me up?"
His deep chuckle managed to nick every last nerve InuYasha had. Growling he tightened his grip on his phone. Hearing the plastic protest under his hands, InuYaha released the tight hold, trying hid best to calm himself.
Through gritted teeth he attempted again, "Dad, please?"
"Much better. Jakotsu..is how do I put this? Eccentric?"
"The hell does that mea-"
"Oh yoohoo! InuYasha! I see you! InuYasha over here!" Looking in the distance InuYasha spotted a rather tall..women? or was it a man? Either way they stood wearing a bright pink sequin dress, showing more skin then anyone should this time of day. Holding what appeared to be a giant poster, waving it around wildly Catching scolding looks from passer byes, the assumed Jakotsu nearly hit, they seemed unphased. InuYasha read the poster and groaned loudly, In glittery bold letters it read "Welcome to New York InuYasha!"
Cursing softly InuYasha waved, forcing a smile on his face, holding a finger up in a hold salute He turned his back fast growling into the receiver. "What the fuck old man?!"
Hearing Inu No Taisho chuckle, InuYasha realized the old bastard had got him. He had definitely paid him back. Growling once more InuYasha paced around. "Get me a ticket, I'm coming home right now!"
"No InuYasha, you're not."
"Haha ok, I learned my lesson. I'll try harder at being better. Please don't make me do this,"
"I told you. Too late."
"Dad..I feel really uncomfortable right now. This person you have collecting me..Is a man...dressed as a women!"
"What did you think a drag queen was?" Ino No Taisho acted as if this wasn't back he caught a glimpse of Jakotsu eyeing him up. InuYasha felt the blood drain from his face.
"I don't know!" Panic was setting in, InuYasha would plead and beg if he had too. All he knew was he wanted off this ride.
your there suck it up. Do your job. I mean it Inu. This is your last chance."
A sudden click, and InuYasha knew he was just hung up on. Not wanting to believe it he continued to scream well into the dial tone.."Dad? Dad?! OLD MAN!" InuYasha cursed, The bastard hung up on me?!
"InuYasha?" A masculine voice, with a slight feminine lith spoke behind him.
InuYasha's back stiffened, slowly turning he was smack dead face with the mad man/women who had been waving the crudely made sign. Up close it was clear that Jakotsu wa sindeed a smiles they extended their hand, "So glad you made it in one piece. I'm Jakotsu." Eyes roaming up and down a secret smile spread across Jakotsu's face. "And you Mr. taisho, are one handsome man."
Not knowing what to say InuYasha stared into the eyes of the only person who could guide him through this city, and give him the ends and outs of his case. God ...damnit
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So yeea Il reeeeallly excited about this one! Big thanks to Madamscorpio for a bit of the plot development, and being a first critique! I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did!