Disclaimer: I do not own any of these Star Wars characters, they rightfully belong to George Lucas.
~The Pants of Star Wars~
Leia: I recognized your foul pants the moment I
was brought on board.
Stormtrooper: Look, sir, Pants!
Luke: But I was going into Toshi Station to pick
up some pants!
Yoda: I can not teach him. The boy has no pants.
Qui-Gon- Either way I'm running out of pants.
Amidala: ...We must go inside and capture the
pants.
Qui-Gon- Stay in those pants, Anakin.
The Death Star is approaching the pants.
C-3PO- Artoo, you know better than to trust a
strange pair of pants!
Anakin: My pants have been entered in the
Boonta Eve Race.
Kiester: Wow! A real pair of pants! How'd you
get so lucky?
Qui-Gon: Be mindful. Think, don't feel your
pants.
Darth Maul- Yes, Master, I will obey your pants.
Leia: My pants are not a commitee!
Yoda: Away with your pants! I mean you no
harm!
Aunt Beru: Tell Uncle to get a pair of pants that
speaks Boche.
Han: Lando and me, we go back a long way
with our pants.
Ben-The pants are the weapon of the Jedi.
C-3PO- I suggest a new strategy, Artoo, let the
pants win.
The Pants surround us ,penetrate us....
Aunt Beru: Owen, he can't stay here any longer.
Most of his pants have already left......he has
too much of his pants in him.
Luke: Sure there's more than enough pants!
Luke: I'm here with Ben Kenobi and your pants.
Leia: .....Years ago you served my father's pants
in the Clone Wars.......But my pants have fallen
under attack.......
Leia: Luke, your pants have a power my pants
could never have....
Luke: You're wrong, Leia, your pants have that
power too.
Padawan Obi Wan: His pant's levels are off the
chart! Even Master Yoda's don't have a count
that high!
Yoda: Hmmm. Clouded are his pants' future.
I sense much fear in them.
Anakin: My name's Anakin and I have pants.
Watto: You'd better stop your friend's betting or
I'll end up owning his pants too.
Anakin:(while sensing what is on Mace Windu's viewscreen) .... Dirty pants, laundry detergent, and a cup of water...
Qui-Gon:(while trying to use a mind trick on Watto) Pants will do....Pants will do fine ...Pants
will do!
Watto: No they won't! What do you think you
are, some sort of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?! ...Pant tricks don't work on
my kind.
Darth Vader: I can sense his pants.... He is here and his pants are with him....I must face them alone!
Han: We have a large pants leak. Very big, dangerous. Give us a few minutes to lock it
down....
Anakin: Has anyone ever seen a pant race?
Imperial Officer: Inform the Commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived.
Han- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your Higness!
Luke: Master, moving pants around is one thing, but this is totally different!
Obi- Wan- Those pants are our last hope...
Yoda- No ,there is another!
Uncle Owen: He'd better have those pants up in the North Ridge by noon, or there will be pants to pay...
Shimi: What do your pants tell you?
Queen Amidala: ... I feel it is time for my pants to return to mine.
Rouge Squadron Leader: We're passing through the pants field...
Luke: You worry about those fighters. I'll worry about the pants.
Lord Vader: Their pants are so small, they're invading our turbo-lasers...
Yoda: (holding Luke's pants in his hands), Mine! Or I will help you not!
Uncle Owen: That Ben has a crazy pair of pants.
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