To: Noah Puckerman
Hey man, wht r u doing?
To: Finn Hudson
bout 2 tke a howler.
To: Noah Puckerman
A... howler?
To: Finn Hudson
Tke a shower.
To: Noah Puckerman
Oh, lol.
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To: Rachel Berry
Hey, wht r u doing?
To: Finn Hudson
Sleeping. Which is what you need to be doing.
To: Rachel Berry
I cnt. My nghbr has 12 Welshman hanging on his tree. There so loud.
To: Finn Hudson
What are you talking about?
To: Rachel Berry
Sry, meant windchimes.
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To: Finn Hudson
I was told that you were attempting to cook.
To: Kurt Hummel
Yea, I am. Trying to make sphgetti w/ pen noodles.
To: Finn Hudson
I think you mean penne noodles.
To: Kurt Hummel
Yea. U want 2 hlp me?
To: Finn Hudson
Finn, dear, it's quite simple. You fill a pot with water halfway and put it on the stove. Then you put the penis noodles in the water when it starts to boil.
To: Kurt Hummel
? I dnt thnk tht wld taste gud
To: Finn Hudson
This phone is stupid. I meant penne noodles.
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To: Sam Evans
Whre r u? Ur late.
To: Finn Hudson
Thnks alot, Sherlock, didnt kno tht.
To: Sam Evans
It's Finn, nt Sherlock. Neways were r u?
To: Finn Hudson
On ym way. K and A hd a slushie n I hid. nrly had a pancake atk.
To: Sam Evans
A pancake atk?
To: Finn Hudson
Panic atk. thrwng my phne in the trash.