Hey everyone! So these are some old scripts that a friend and I were going to film, but never got around to it. hope you enjoy!
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Kero- So, as you can plainly see- oh yea! High score! Beat that, souppi!
Sakura- (Walking towards room) lala wah? Kero, is that you? (Lightly knocks on door)
Kero-no, it's um, a video game! Yea!
(Sakura walks in)
Sakura-hoeeee! What's all this!
Kero- Nothing I swear! (Looking at camera) uh oh.
Sakura- Is this tomoyo's?
Kero-mayyyyybe…
Sakura-what were you doing?
Kero-would you believe me if I said that in older times, when I was still with clow, he told me he saw a device like this one, and told me that if I were to ever see one, I was to start dancing and making random comments in front of it.
Sakura-(amazed) really? Why?
Kero-well, uh, because it would um, make me a better person when it came to…sweets! Yea! Clow knew I was having trouble saying no so…
Sakura-ohh! So that makes sense! Your magic must make you sort of immune to your tendencies to overeat so much
Kero-yes! Oh wait! No!
Sakura-which means, I won't have to make up some weird excuse as to why some of the ice cream goes missing!
Kero- What have I done!
Sakura-or the cookies and cakes and chocolate, and parfaits….
Kero-ahh…Yamazaki…I knew trying to pull of a lie like the kid's was a bad idea.
Sakura-and the rice balls, and the dumplings…
Kero-(cutting sakura off) well, anyway, since you're here, why not join me?
Sakura- Does that mean I won't be able to eat sweets either?
Kero-no, no, it was made especially for my magic-ah man!
Sakura-ok. So, what are we doing?
Kero-um, well, we're doing a…documentary!
Sakura-a what?
Kero-you know a documentary. I've decided to fill my time capturing…you!
Sakura-what? Me?
Kero-yes. I've decided to do a sort of "web show" if you will all about your adventures.
Sakura-hoeeee!
Kero-(to the camera) and just to join me as the co-host, will be our own lovely sakura kinomoto!
Sakura-hello.
Kero-so, would you like to tell us a bit about the cards you've collected so far?
Sakura-well, I've got windy because that was the original card I picked up.
Kero-very interesting. And where did you find this book (holding up the clow card book)
Sakura-in my dad's study. I was home alone and I found it making some sort of noise….
Kero-and she opened it and found me! Wasn't that the best day of your life, sakura?
Sakura-well, actually,
Kero-great, it was one of the best days of mine!
Sakura- h-hoeeeee?
Kero-yup! But seriously, this means no more sweets, right?
Sakura-well, if you don't need to eat them, and you won't want them anymore…
Kero-sakurraaaaaa! Ah, if only we had the sweet card…
Sakura-what was that?
Kero-nothing, nothing at all.
Sakura-but anyhow, what should we talk about now?
Kero-well, you caught a card other than windy, no?
Sakura-yea, last night, I caught a card called the fly card.
Kero-the name is self explanatory.
Sakura-and kero met Tomoyo today. How was that for you, kero?
kero- I like her. She's got a lot of spunk. We should team up sometime.
Sakura- That could be dangerous.
Kero-so, um, hey, look, yuki!
Sakura-what? Where?
(Kero takes a cookie out of sakura's pocket)
Sakura-How do you know about yuki?
kero- You were talking about him in your sleep last night.
Sakura-awww, he's not here…
Kero-sorry, I guess I'm just not used to being off my sugar. Must be a withdraw or something
Sakura-oookay… hey! What happened to my cookie?
kero-you ate it. Just two minutes ago.
Sakura-when?
kero-when you thought yuki was here.
Sakura-yuki…
(Kero puts cookie into drawer)
Kero-well, on that note, I suppose you people would like to see yuki, eh?
(Shows picture of yuki)
Sakura-(shakes head) sorry, I guess I got carried away.
kero-its ok, I think we need to call it a day. You need to head off to your afternoon classes, don't you?
Sakura-hoeee! I forgot! I'm still on lunch break, but I forgot my lunch this morning. Bye!
Kero-well, that's pretty much the same for me. (Kero to camera as sakura gets bag.) I'd like to see what these schools are like these days. This is kero, signing off!
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