"'Do we have even the slightest clue yet?' he asked, expecting the answer, 'No,'" Ianto said dryly, entering Jack's office with his usual laden coffee tray. He set Jack's stripey mug in front of him and handed Owen's to him, pointedly ignoring Owen's glare.
"Yeah, well, at least some of us spend some time attempting to figure it out," Owen groused, picking up the mystery item. "Instead of shagging like you two bunnies."
Ianto had just gone into an eye roll, wishing he and Jack had had time for any such luxury, when he got a twitchy sensation in his nose. Thinking a sneeze was coming on, Ianto turned to set the coffee tray aside, lest he spill any of his precious black gold. He never made it to the table, though, and the tray and two mugs clattered to the floor.
Owen slowly set the alien device back on Jack's desk, his stare bouncing between the bluish rabbit now sitting in Jack's chair and the reddish one sniffing nervously at the spilt coffee.
The former-Jack bunny hopped down from its chair and over to the former-Ianto bunny, whose ears twitched as Jack-bunny nudged him and then hopped off to the manhole in the corner of the office. Ianto-bunny glanced up at Owen with a rabbit-like pout that clearly said, "Now look what you've done!" before hopping along after Jack-bunny, where they both disappeared down into Jack's bunker.
"Bunnies," he murmured, backing out of Jack's office, shaking his head.