Okay, everyone, I just wanted to say that I am a devoted Christian and mean no insult to Jesus or God, but I just had to write this! Please take no offense to this!
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There was trouble in the house of God that night in Heaven. Well, technically, it was in the slightly smaller house of Bob, next door. Bob was upset. It was always God this, and God that! What did God ever do?! Bob was the one who invented Fast-food and cable!? All God ever did was send his son to Earth to die…how amazing!!!! Bob stopped ranting and sat down in is bed.
"Why does God get everything? Yeah, sure, he created the world, big deal! Yeah, and there was that whole creation of mankind thing but look how that turned out!" Bob sighed and turned out his light. He tried to sleep but the angel's choir was too loud. That was what God listened to when he was answering prayers. He got bags full of them like fan mail! It was no fair. Bob did eventually get to sleep, but rued the other day to come. Just another day in the life of Bob…Gods, not-so-well-known little brother
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Yeah, short but sweet. I hope that you enjoyed it!