Once upon a time a young hobbit named Iris Brockingham had younger brother . Iris had golden hair in witch she squeezed blueberry juice to make streaks. Iris was very….Uhhh…Unhobbitish. She cut her hobbit dress in half making it a two piece. She shaved her feet and made shoes out if grass and mud. She didn't live in a hobbit hole like the others she lived in a hut made out of sticks and mud. Her best friends were Tigerlily M., Tigerlily R. and Lila. Iris didn't think that hobbit women should be treated this way. Iris soon became such a disgrace to the hobbits that she was outlawed from them until she straitened up her act. Iris then went to live with the elves where she changed her name to Siri. Tigerlily, Tigerlily and Lila snuck out every night to see her. They had to sneak out because Siri was banned from hobbits. One night Iris's little brother saw Siri with her friends and told on them. Tigerlily, Tigerlily and Lila had to be kept in there houses at night. Meanwhile Siri had found love with an elf, Enefrelda. She could tell he loved her too but they were to shy to confront each other. Enefrelda Adlerfene