TOM AND LUCY
By Authors of Doom Earth and Storm
Disclaimer: Alas, it is the unfortunate truth that my friend and I own nothing to do with the Harry potter world. The only thing that we own is
the insanity that God has bequeathed to us ( or maybe it was some other deity who wanted to torture our parents.) and the ideas of our plot line.
Oh, and we came up with the Authors of Doom group with a few friends of
ours, but Storm's my fave Sis! LOL.
Now that he has finally regained a physical form, Voldemort attempts to hide from Dumbledore until he regains his strength. Along with the help of his faithful minion, Lucius Malfoy, he discovers what happens when you live in a muggle apartment. Find out about the hassles of everyday living for the two ugliest, most evil jerks in the entire world!
How it all began:
Voldemort laughed frenziedly as he beheld his Death Eaters. " Finally I have gained back my physical form and the rein of Lord Voldemort will come!" The people in tacky black hoods cheered and laughed viciously as they celebrated the return of their Lord. Voldemort waved his fists in the air in a mock victory dance and fell over from over-exertion. The Death Eaters quickly became silent and stared wide-eyed as they awaited orders from their fallen Master. " Don't just stand there with your mouths catching flies! HELP ME UP!" Lucius Malfoy ran forward to help his weakened ruler. " Here you are, My Lord. Right as rain." Voldemort scowled. " Your Master is still weak!" Voldemort snapped. " I will have to hide for a while longer until I am once again the young, strong, strapping man I used to be!" " How old ARE you, Boss?" Wormtail asked while scratching his balding head. " I'm. NEVER MIND THATYOU FOOL!" " I was just askin'." Voldemort hit him on the head with the same weakness as a tap in a cat-fight. " Lucius, you have been faithful to me before." " Yes Master." " DON'T INTERRUPT ME YOU STUPID MINION!" Voldemort screeched. " Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted!" He shot Malfoy a glare. " I will need you to protect me while I hid in the muggle world." " Sir? What do you mean." " You and I shall live together in a flat where you will help me regain my strength!" Voldemort's eyes glazed as an image of the muggle show 'The Odd Couple' popped into his head. " Now, go forth and get me my flat!" " Uh, are you sure about this.?" " Yes! Now go! Go, go, go, go, go!" Malfoy shrugged and dissapparated, causing Voldemort to fall down again from lack of support. " Lucius you idiot! Someone help me up!" People hurried to help Voldemort onto his feet. ________________________________________________________________________ " Now, I know it's not much, My Lord, but it's the best I could find on such short notice." They enter into a slummish looking flat and Voldemort scowls. " THIS PLACE IS A DUMP! I order you to make it habitable." He raises his miniscule nose and gives a scoff. " Yes My Lord." Malfoy sneers as he bows down. " Lousy ungrateful." He mutters under his breath. " I heard that, Malfoy! Where is my bedroom?" Lucius had gotten them some basic needs and furniture while he was out. " It's the first room on the left, My Lord. I hope it is to your liking." Voldemort said nothing as he went to go to sleep. ________________________________________________________________________ Lucius spent the rest of the night cleaning up the dirty apartment and making everything look pleasant- a task he was astonishingly good at. His wand hand was so sore by the end of the night and his blond hair was no longer slicked back into a neat pony-tail, but falling out in a scraggly manner and wet from sweat and hair potion. Voldemort woke up and walked out to find Lucius out on the couch, having fallen asleep barely minutes before his master had risen. " Get up you lazy worm!" Voldemort prodded him with his wand. " You STINK! I order you to bathe immediately!" Lucius groaned and reluctantly made his way toward the shower. This was going to be a very LONG assignment.
Author's Note:
Well here it is, the introductory chapter! My friend Storm and I had both had similar dreams of what type of antics these two would get into living together in the muggle world- and here it is! I hope you all enjoyed it because I sure had fun writing it! (Maybe a little too much fun) Now I'm going to go work on chapter two- Voldemort vs. the fly! Please review and tell us what you think of our insanity!
Author of Doom: Earth (
By Authors of Doom Earth and Storm
Disclaimer: Alas, it is the unfortunate truth that my friend and I own nothing to do with the Harry potter world. The only thing that we own is
the insanity that God has bequeathed to us ( or maybe it was some other deity who wanted to torture our parents.) and the ideas of our plot line.
Oh, and we came up with the Authors of Doom group with a few friends of
ours, but Storm's my fave Sis! LOL.
Now that he has finally regained a physical form, Voldemort attempts to hide from Dumbledore until he regains his strength. Along with the help of his faithful minion, Lucius Malfoy, he discovers what happens when you live in a muggle apartment. Find out about the hassles of everyday living for the two ugliest, most evil jerks in the entire world!
How it all began:
Voldemort laughed frenziedly as he beheld his Death Eaters. " Finally I have gained back my physical form and the rein of Lord Voldemort will come!" The people in tacky black hoods cheered and laughed viciously as they celebrated the return of their Lord. Voldemort waved his fists in the air in a mock victory dance and fell over from over-exertion. The Death Eaters quickly became silent and stared wide-eyed as they awaited orders from their fallen Master. " Don't just stand there with your mouths catching flies! HELP ME UP!" Lucius Malfoy ran forward to help his weakened ruler. " Here you are, My Lord. Right as rain." Voldemort scowled. " Your Master is still weak!" Voldemort snapped. " I will have to hide for a while longer until I am once again the young, strong, strapping man I used to be!" " How old ARE you, Boss?" Wormtail asked while scratching his balding head. " I'm. NEVER MIND THATYOU FOOL!" " I was just askin'." Voldemort hit him on the head with the same weakness as a tap in a cat-fight. " Lucius, you have been faithful to me before." " Yes Master." " DON'T INTERRUPT ME YOU STUPID MINION!" Voldemort screeched. " Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted!" He shot Malfoy a glare. " I will need you to protect me while I hid in the muggle world." " Sir? What do you mean." " You and I shall live together in a flat where you will help me regain my strength!" Voldemort's eyes glazed as an image of the muggle show 'The Odd Couple' popped into his head. " Now, go forth and get me my flat!" " Uh, are you sure about this.?" " Yes! Now go! Go, go, go, go, go!" Malfoy shrugged and dissapparated, causing Voldemort to fall down again from lack of support. " Lucius you idiot! Someone help me up!" People hurried to help Voldemort onto his feet. ________________________________________________________________________ " Now, I know it's not much, My Lord, but it's the best I could find on such short notice." They enter into a slummish looking flat and Voldemort scowls. " THIS PLACE IS A DUMP! I order you to make it habitable." He raises his miniscule nose and gives a scoff. " Yes My Lord." Malfoy sneers as he bows down. " Lousy ungrateful." He mutters under his breath. " I heard that, Malfoy! Where is my bedroom?" Lucius had gotten them some basic needs and furniture while he was out. " It's the first room on the left, My Lord. I hope it is to your liking." Voldemort said nothing as he went to go to sleep. ________________________________________________________________________ Lucius spent the rest of the night cleaning up the dirty apartment and making everything look pleasant- a task he was astonishingly good at. His wand hand was so sore by the end of the night and his blond hair was no longer slicked back into a neat pony-tail, but falling out in a scraggly manner and wet from sweat and hair potion. Voldemort woke up and walked out to find Lucius out on the couch, having fallen asleep barely minutes before his master had risen. " Get up you lazy worm!" Voldemort prodded him with his wand. " You STINK! I order you to bathe immediately!" Lucius groaned and reluctantly made his way toward the shower. This was going to be a very LONG assignment.
Author's Note:
Well here it is, the introductory chapter! My friend Storm and I had both had similar dreams of what type of antics these two would get into living together in the muggle world- and here it is! I hope you all enjoyed it because I sure had fun writing it! (Maybe a little too much fun) Now I'm going to go work on chapter two- Voldemort vs. the fly! Please review and tell us what you think of our insanity!
Author of Doom: Earth (