One fine evening Sakura and Orochimaru sat down to play a rousing game of scrabble. Sakura sits down and looked at Orochimaru. "Oro-kun, what do you think Sasuke and Kabuto are doing on their date night?"

Orochimuru hissed in Sakuras general direction. "Probably butt fucking by now, knowing those two love birds." He then licked his lips, "mmm love birds."

Sakura's eyes suddenly teared up, "He'll never love me." she thought to herself.

"Who?" Orochimaru asked.

"oops, I said that outloud?" Sakura asked.

Orochimaru nodded his long, twisted, snake neck.

She sighs, "Kabuto, he's such a hunk. Of course Sasuke isn't too bad either, when he isn't farting loudly."

"That is true, Sasu-kun has such a hard time with his bowels," Orochimaru hissed out in agreement.

Sakura nodded in return. Then suddenly her face lights up. "What if we switched bodies?"

"How would that help?" Orochimaru asked.

"Well, you want to fuck Sasuke right? And I want to be loved by Kabuto. If we switched bodies we'll have a much better chance of getting what we want, since Kabuto practically worships you, and Sasuke likes a good vagina once in a while."

Orochimaru thought this over for a minute before grinning evilly, "Yessssss."

Before Sakura even knew what was happening, she suddenly had a freak neck and a sagging, scaly body. She looked over at Orochimaru, or should she say, herself. Orochimaru was grasping his new breasts and grinning.

Sakura felt her own new body, the skin felt leathery and tight like an old bag it was confusing and upsetting, but mostly arousing.

Orochimaru licked his lips, "It's been so long since I've been in a women's body. I almost forgot what having a pussy feels like."

Sakura grimaced in his direction before standing up. "Right, well, we have a date to crash!"
Orochimaru stood up as well, "great idea."

At Sasuke's secret apartment

"Oh Kabuto harder," Sasuke moaned out in pleasure.

"Anything for you Sasuke, my gorgeous pile of cat litter."

Sasuke smiled up at the use of his favorite nick name, when suddenly the door slammed open. In walked Orochimaru. (or what Sasuke thought was Orochimaru but was actually Sakura)

"Ssssasuke," Orochimaru smiles," I have need of Kabuto and it can't wait, I'm terribly sorry."

Sasuke frowned, "But Orochi-san, we aren't even finished yet, we've only been fucking for three hours. You know I like at least five. And how the fuck did you even find this place, I hid it specifically from you."

Sakura in Orochimaru's body smiled again. "Sorry Sasuke kun, I'm a genius remember?"

Sasuke groaned in and flopped back on the bed like a dying tuna fish.

Kabuto stood up, pulling his nine inch wiener out of sasuke and walking out of the room with Orochimaru.

Sasuke continued to groan as he flopped around on the bed in pain.

"What is it that you needed me for Orochi-san?" Kabuto asked in confussion, pushing his dingle dong inside of his tight purple date pants. Orochi-Sakura stares at the action, a little bit of blood dripping from her nose before she pulled herself out of it.

"Ah yes well, I needed you to um, help me with something in my closet." Orochimaru nodded.

"You're bedroom closet?" Kabuto questioned.

Orochimaru nodded his eight foot snake neck. "Yesss."

Kabuto sighed and followed Orochimaru into his bedroom.

Strange, he thought to himself, this isn't like Orochimaru, usually he's much more demanding Kabuto thought to himself, but decided to ignore it.

Once they were in the bedroom Orochimaru-Sakura, locked the door and pushed Kabuto down onto the bed. "I've decided I want your tight little butthole."

Kabuto raised an eyebrow, but suddenly felt swept off his feet. "R-really Oro-sama? I never knew you felt that way about me."

Orochimaru smiled down at him, "Let the pleasure begin."

Back with Sasuke

As Sasuke was busy flopping around on the bed, Sakura came in.

"Hello Sasuke-kun." She smiled at him sweetly, "You look ever so delicious flopping around like a dead fish."

"Oh hey Sakura," He said, not even bothering to put his hot rod away.

Sakura (who's actually Orochimaru) licks her lips in a very Orochimaru like fashion.

Sasuke glances up at her, "Well that's not cute, when did you start doing that?"

Sakura giggled. "Oops, old habits die hard."

Sasuke cocked (Get it?) an eyebrow, but decided that he should ignore the strange behavior. "Ugh I'm still soooooo horny." he complained.

Sakura strokes his long pillar like she would a pet pig, "let me help you with that."

Sasuke shrugged, "whatever," as he let out one of trademark loud farts. He wriggled around a bit and sighed. "Oh yeah, feels good to get that out."

Sakura-Orochimaru licked her lips again, "You are just so enticing Sasuke-kun."

"Hn." Sasuke replies.