Disclaimer: I don't own Draco Malfoy, but I do own his love for food

Summery: Draco's thoughts for food

A/N: hmmm, Just a little poem I wrote with Tizzo. We were bored.

My name is Draco
They call me Malfoy

I like pie
It makes me high

Apple makes me
Loopy

Cherry makes me
Smile

Banana cream makes me
Dream (he he)
Of oranges in cream (ha ha)

Apples in honey
They are quite funny
They make my fingers all sticky and
Good!

When I eat a plum
I start to cum
And my house-elf cleans up the
Mess

Popsicles,
I like to lick
They remind of a dick!

Lollipops,
I like to suck
They really make me want to
Fuck.

Oh
I'm full
I just ate
I think I'll go and
Masturbate

Please review! No flames!