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"A Loving Husband Night Out "
Miroku, Inuyasha and Koga were sitting in a bar discussing their wives and their marriage life. it's is Friday night, a night for "Loving Husband Night Out".
"so anything happened lately Koga ,Yasha?' asking Miroku. The worst leach from the trio.
'yup, how bout you?" ask Koga.
"that other night, I'm telling my wife that I'm going to the store to buy some cigarettes. But sadly the store is closed. I decided to go to a bar nearby and buy it from the vending machine to prove to the "dear wife "I'm an achiever.
At the bar I run into a beautiful woman, unable to control, I start talking to her. drank couple of beers together, one thing lead to another and we ended up in her apartment.
After we've had our fun, I realizes it is two hours past midnight. Deeply worried, I says, "Oh no, it's so late, My wife's going to kill Me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives me some talcum powder, which I rubbed on my hands and then I goes home.
my wife is waiting for me in the doorway, fuming to kill Me. She blasted at Me, "Where the hell have you been?"
I started explaining, "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in Bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She grabbed my hands and saw they were covered with powder and says, "You God damn liar! You were playing pool again, weren't you?"
"oh, that clever, men "say Inuyasha and Koga together. and it's was Koga turn to tell them his story.
"My story is different My wife so jealous that when I came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on my jackets she yelled at me,
"Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying,
"She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!" say Koga, telling them what happened with his wife Ayame .
"you know what? you should try control your wife Koga, let her know who the men in the house?" says Miroku, while Inuyasha remains quiet. After a while, Koga asking Inuyasha how he control his wife, Kikyo.
"Well, what about you, what sort of control you have over your wife?"
Inuyasha says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
Koga and Miroku were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
inuyasha took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man." Miroku laugh a loud while Koga shaking his head.
"I know what you feel men, yesterday me and Ayame were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and I was losing my temper." Be careful," I said to Ayame. "You'll bring out the beast in me." You know what she says? "So what? Who's afraid of a mouse?"
"emmmm, they say when a wife lost their respect toward their husband that only show that wife having a affair .beside I do think Kikyo fooling around on me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under our bed. I think she's cheatin' on me with a carpenter!"
Koga answered, "Yeah, I think Ayame isn't faithful either. The other day I went home and found a pipe wrench and some pipes under my bed. I think she's cheatin' on me with a plumber!"
Miroku then joins in and says, "Well, if you think that's bad, I've got one for ya. I went home yesterday and found a cowboy under my bed. I think Sango is cheatin' on me with a horse!"