A/N: Okay, I just had to do this! Let's see what happens when zombies invade the world of Death Note! Enjoy if you dare! I don't own Death Note, the song I reference, or Nazi Zombies(you'll see, people who pplayed it will understand).
It was a normal day; at least…that's how it started. Light, L and the rest of the detectives were all doing their usual "try to find Kira thingy" as Matsuda called it. It was pouring rain outside. The entire place echoed with the sounds of thunder. Light went to go look out a window, one of the many things he did that was driven by boredom.
"Wow, it's coming down!" Said Light in awe of the pouring rain.
"I didn't know falling water could interest someone." Said L in his usual monotone voice.
Misa looked out the window with light and said, "Look there's people coming."
"Huh?" Said Light spying the people Misa was talking about, "Oh! What do they want?" Then Light noticed something, "Those aren't people…."
L looked out the window and said, "Oh no….."
Suddenly Zombies broke into the building. They swarmed the area. "THERE'S NO TIME!" L said, "IF YOUR DECISIONS INCLUDE REGRET, THEN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE!"
Light looked around and said, "Oh my God….they're everywhere!" They all tried to find a place to run, but there was no escape.
Matsuda was scared out of his wits, but Aizawa said, "Don't bother screaming, don't bother crying, ignore all hope of mercy." He then opened the secret weapons stash, "These guys are far from insane criminals, grab a weapon." Everyone grabbed some kind of firearm, "There's a proportion to be made between escape and defense."
"LOCK AND LOAD!" Said L.
They opened fire on the zombies and all moved to different floors of the building.
LIGHT, L, AND MISA:
Light, L, and Misa were up on the top floor leading to the roof. Misa reloaded her SPAS-12 and said, "Okay, when they come we're gonna have to all assume points of this area."
"Good thinking Misa." Said Light, "Wow, I didn't think I'd ever say that."
"Hey, I have my moments!"
"This is definitely one!"
"Enough!" L interrupted, "We must plan! Light, you guard the east windows. Misa, you have the west! I'll take the stairs."
"That's our L!" Said Misa in her usual cheerleader mode.
Then, they heard the wailing, the screeching and moaning of their undead hunters. Once they all saw the zombies, L shouted, "OPEN FIRE!"
They all began to shoot at the zombies. Misa had to switch to an intervention sniper rifle to stop the zombies from entering the building. L used Misa's SPAS-12 to horde off the undead army that was at the stairs. L was about to throw a grenade at the enemy when Light said, "Don't do that! You'll only make crawlers!"
"What's a crawler?" Asked L.
"Just trust me on this one!" Said Light as he used an RPD to mow down the approaching zombies.
"Does everyone have a knife?" Asked Misa, still sniping zombies.
"I do!" Said Light.
L pulled his out and said, "Always need to have one."
MATSUDA, AIZAWA, AND WATARI:
These guys were in the lower levels, closer to the entrance. Matsuda with an M-16 said, "Okay, now, let's win this!"
"You don't win zombie apocalypses." Said Aizawa, with an AK-74 "You just survive longer than others. Ever read any books or saw any movies where this happened?"
"Sorry, only zombies in CoD."
"Do you WIN?"
"No, it just keeps going 'til you die."
"This is the same. You'd probably ask why even fight then, but think of it this way: We can't go down without a fight!"
"Enough talk, let's do this." Said Watari with a Remington shotgun, "We're no longer detectives, we're zombie slayers. Everyone is now!" Then, the zombies began their onslaught on their live prey.
As they traveled through the hallways, they encountered more and more zombies, and killed more and more zombies.
Watari threw a grenade and expected a group of dead-er zombies. All he got was a group of crawling, legless zombies.
"What the….they didn't die!" Shouted Watari. Matsuda shot the crawling zombies and continued to run.
"We need a plan!" Said Aizawa, "We can't just keep running from them!"
"He's right." Matsuda replied, "There needs to be a structure to our movements if we're to survive."
Watari stopped and said, "Okay then, let's find a safe spot and think!" Now the new mission was to get somewhere safe and come with a plan.
LIGHT, L, AND MISA:
The zombies just kept coming. They went through a cycle of shoot, duck, reload, shoot. L was being hounded by undead after undead. It seemed endless, but they had to keep fighting.
"How long will we be here?" Asked Misa.
"I don't know, at some point we'll have to go to the roof! Said L.
"Now's a good time!" Said Light, "They're growing more numerous!"
"We'll go when there's an opening. Till then keep shooting!"
When there was an opening, they all ran as fast as they could, killing the zombies behind them. To their surprise, there were no zombies on the roof. Light slammed the entrance shut and stood right by it, ready for their undead foes to break through. L and Misa looked to the ground. "Whoa, it's like an army!" Said Misa, "And they're all coming in here."
"As clumsy as these beasts may be, their mass numbers make up for slow speeds!" Said L, "We need to escape! This place is going to be overrun!"
"With what?" Asked Light, "We'd need a car, and they're all down THERE WITH THE ZOMBIES!"
"I don't know yet. We'd need a quick getaway, but, we'd also need to make sure the others aren't dead. If they're alive, we can't leave without them."
Then, a zombie broke the door to the roof open, Light prepared to shoot, and then took down the zombie and said, "There's a proportion to be made between escape and defense!"
"Escape's later, now's defense!" Said L shooting the incoming zombies.
Then Light got a call. It was Matsuda.
"What is it Matsuda?" Said Light answering his phone.
Matsuda, in the basement of the building said, "We have a plan. Watari is gonna get to his car and we're gonna escape from this place! Where are you guys?"
"On the roof!"
"Alright! You guys should get moving now!"
"Okay I'll tell them!" Light put his phone away and said, "Guys, Watari's gonna get to his car. We're all gonna escape together, so we have to get to the entrance!"
"How?" asked Misa, "The place is filled with zombies!"
L said, "If we go, we're gonna have to restock our weapons, these are running out of ammo!"
Light took a moment and said, "I guess we…..charge?"
"Wait for it…wait for it…NOW!"
They ran in shooting, knifing, and doing whatever to take down the zombies in their way. Misa threw a grenade to slow down the enemy so that they could get away from them. They jumped over the crawlers ad kept running. "Hey look at this, it's a box with a…..question mark on it." Said Light. L opened it.
"Different weapons are coming out." Said L reaching for his prize. He got an AA-12 shotgun. Light opened it and got an ACR; Misa opened it and got a SCAR.
They used their new weapons to clear out the oncoming zombie horde. As they ran down the stairs, the entrance/exit became more and more of a reality, but the unending zombie attacks were making this reality a fantasy. Along the way to the car that pulled up on the front, which had Matsuda, Aizawa, and Watari holding off the zombie horde, L found a chainsaw. He picked it up saying, "This…could be useful."
Now there's good news and bad news. The good news is, they were in the entrance room, and the bad news….it was flooded by ZOMBIES! They all reloaded their guns, took a breath, and opened epic fire! Light saw Misa about to cry with fear and said, "Try to contain every ounce of sorrow. Our hearts have no room for this. There's no time for even the slightest bit of remorse!" L shouted, "NOW IS WHEN YOU EXERT ALL OF YOUR ENERGY! LET'S GO!" They began to run, "DON'T BOTHER SCREAMING, DON'T BOTHER CRYING! IGNORE ALL HOP OF MERCY!"
When they got into the car, Matsuda yelled, "Remember what you said L! THERE'S NO TIME! IF YOUR DECISIONS INCLUDE REGRET, THEN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE!"
As they began to roll out, Light looked at the zombies and came to a startling realization, and as he came to this, L revved up his chainsaw…
A/N:UH OH! CLIFFHANGER! You'll see what happens in the next chapter. Those who heard the Zombie EP knows what I meant at the very end! Till next time!