When you give Grimmjow a glass of milk, a bleach fanfic

Okay, so maybe you've read "When you give Ulquiorra an ipod", and maybe you haven't. I've decided to write a sequel to the fic, since I got quite a bit of positive feedback.

Disclaimer: We all know I don't own Bleach or "When you give a mouse a cookie"

What happens when you give Grimmjow a glass of milk………

First he will want more milk, and drink half of the carton

And backwash in it.

Then, he will want to take a 'cat nap'

And so he will run into your room, lock the door, and barricade it, making it impossible for you to get in

And he will sleep for about sixteen hours.

And when he wakes up, he will be too lazy to remove the barricade, and so

He will cero it instead and

Destroy more than half of your room in the process.

And then, he will say that he's hungry

And that he wants tuna with a side of cream cheese (my cats love cream cheese)

So you will go to the store, and buy tuna and cream cheese

And when you get back, and give him the tuna

He will take a bite

And spit it out all over your face.

And he will tell you that he can't eat it because its not fresh.

You will drive to the ocean (idk where tuna live/where to fish for tuna, just making it up as I go along)

And spend two hundred dollars on buying gas to get there

And when you get there

It will be raining.

So, you'll go down to the beach, and rent a boat

And nearly drown in the process of fishing in the storm

And you'll catch a horrible cold.

And when you finally get back

And give him the tuna

He will say that he's not hungry anymore.

And while you were gone

He found some catnip

And got high.

And destroyed a third of your house.

And after cleaning up, and fixing your house

And fixing everything else Grimmjow destroyed

He'll tell you that he's hungry, and he'll eat the tuna

But then he'll say he's thirsty, and wants a glass of milk again.

So you will get a knife, hose, and steel baseball bat (its bent and dented from when you beat Ulquiorra with it)

And tell him he has three seconds to run before you declaw him. Permanently.

Well, its not as good as the first one, but I still hoped you enjoyed it. Don't forget to review. If I get five or more review I'll write a sequel: "When you give Aizen a Hogyoku".