Hey guess who is still alive. While I work on the other Fics, I leave you with my greatest work yet. A tale of romance, tragedy, and a betrayal so foul. Is this the norm? Nope. Not at all. But yoloswaghella. have fun with it chicadees. (it's an omegle rp, and the greatest one yet)
You: LUDWIG HELD FELICIANO IN HIS ARMS ENTIRELY UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO BECAUSE OF REASONS AND WAS AWKWARDLY RUNNING HIS HANDS THROUGH FELI'S HAIR
Stranger: FUCK THIS IA AWKWARD LUDWIG WHY
Stranger: JUST PUT IT IN
You: BUT BUT BUT THE REASONS FELI THE REASONS
You: IS THIS EVEN SAFE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: BUT DUDES DONT GET PREGGERS SO JUST DO IT
You: OKAY FINE
You: SO LUDWIG DID THE DO AND PUT IT IN WOOOO
You: COMMENCE THE FRICKLE FRACKLE
Stranger: MOANING AND SHIT
You: MANLY GRUNTS
Stranger: SQUEAKY BED
Stranger: AHH
You: OH JA
Stranger: FAINT SPICE GIRLS IN THE BACKGROUND
Stranger: AAAA PASTAAAA
You: HOLY CBJRUEGIHLEWKBVJG3QV3FW\
Stranger: AAA
Stranger: ITS EVERWHERE WHYYY
You: I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T SAFE
Stranger: AQHHH
Stranger: GFK;DZS
You: FUK
Stranger: XGHGJ
Stranger: DONT TELL ROMANO]
You: GET THE FEDS
You: WHY WOULD I
You: HE WILL CUT OFF MY BALLS
Stranger: ROMANO FUKS MEE TOO HE BE JELOUS
You: OH THE IRONY
You: or wait
You: no I don't think that's irony
You: maybe...
Stranger: PULL IT OUT ALLREADY OMG
You: OKAY MISTER BOSSY PANTS
You: LUDWIG PULLS OUT
Stranger: YAY
You: AND IS NOW A HUFFY BASTARD
Stranger: NOW MY ASS HURTS
You: I TOLD YOU
Stranger: GIMME SOME MEDS LITTLE BITCH
You: NO
You: YOU DIDN'T SAY PRETTY PLEASE
You: WITH A CHERRY ON TOP
Stranger: DO IT YOU POTATO FUCKING oh okay
Stranger: *RANDOM ASS SPARKLES* pweety pweeese
Stranger: *sudenly chibi italy* OH SHIT THIS IS WRONG
You: YOU FORGOT THE CHERRY ON TOP
You: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET THE CHERRY
You: NOW THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE
Stranger: FUCKIN CHERRY
Stranger: THERE
Stranger: YOU HAPPY
You: YE BUT YOU ARE STILL A FRIKIN CHIBI KID THING
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: SCREW IT
Stranger: AHH MORE SEX NOW
Stranger: GET BACK IN BED
You: WAIT WHAT NO
Stranger: OR WHEREVER WE ARE
Stranger: IN FRANCES CHAIR
You: WELL THAT WAS
You: OKAY
You: BUT NO
You: YOU ARE A CHILDREN
Stranger: BITCH MORE BUTT STUFF
You: I CAN'T DO BUTT ACTIVITIES
You: WITH THE CHILDRENS
Stranger: OMG YOU LOVE ME RIGHT THEN BUTT THINGS
You: YE BUT DOOD
Stranger: HOLD UP
Stranger: *MAGICLY ADULT*
Stranger: OKY
You: OKAY
Stranger: LETSA GO
You: WE CAN DO THE DO NOW
You: SO LUDWIG DID THE DO TO FELI AGAIN
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: AHH
You: *MOANING SWAG*
Stranger: LE BRAKE FRENCES CHAIR
You: HELLA
Stranger: AHHUYHFGRFYIBL K
Stranger: OHNO FRANCE GO AWAY
You: WHAT NO NOPE
Stranger: GET OUT NO BUTT STUFF FOR YOU
You: HE DOES NOT GET DA BOOTY
You: ONLY MII
You: DA BOOTY IS FOR MII
Stranger: YE DATS RIGHT
Stranger: DIS BOOTY OWNED
You: IT EVEN HAS MY NAME ON IT
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: DO YOU MEAN YOUR THANG
You: WAIT WHAT
Stranger: IN THE BOOTY
You: WELL I GUESS THAT COUNTS TOO
You: BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
You: THE SHARPIE MARKER
You: BUT OKAY
Stranger: OH
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I GUESS FRAMCE JUST LEFT TO GO FUK ENGLAND OR SOMETHIN
You: WOOO
You: MORE BUTT TIEM
Stranger: YEEEE
Stranger: THIS SHOULD BE PUT IN A BOOK
You: WOOO TO
Stranger: WOO
Stranger: BEST BUUT STUFF EVAR
You: LIEK FOR REAL
You: DIS SUM
You: AUF WIEDERSEHEN SWEETHEART
You: SHET
You: UP IN HERE
Stranger: OMG YAOIZ
You: OMF LIEK SEME GERMANY
You: AND LIEK UKE ITALY
You: SO AMAZE
You: I feel like we just described half
You: of the fandom
You: in this RP
Stranger: YES this is hetalia read and weep
You: AND THE OSCAR GOOEESSS TOOOOOOOO
You: anyone who isn't leonardo DiCaprio
Stranger: we win
Stranger: okay
Stranger: BUTT STUFF PATRE 3
You: SWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG
Stranger: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: I MIGHT LEAVE
Stranger: IM SO SORRY
Stranger: I LOVE You
Stranger: bbz
Stranger: marrige now
You: wat
You: NO FELI I AM MUCH CONFUS
You: I MUST LEAVE
Stranger: no
You: AND TALK TO MY BROTHER
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME NAKED
Stranger: FRANCE MIGHT GET ME
Stranger: MY BUTT
You: MY NAME
Stranger: WILL BE RUINED
You: IS STILL THERE
You: HE KNOWS BETTER
You: TAHN TO TOUCH MY WUMAN
Stranger: WAIT BUTT STUFFES BETWEEN GERMANY BABY AND PRUSSIA MAN WHORE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DONT TUCH MAH MAYN
You: WHAT WAIT
You: THATS NOT FAIR
You: HOW COME YOU GET BUTT TIEM
You: WITH YOUR BROTHER
You: BUT I CANT
Stranger: YO SUPER SEME UP IN HERE
You: WHAT
Stranger: NO UKE FIR U
You: FINE
You: ILL GO AND GET MAD BITCHES
You: AND YOU WILL BE JELLIER
You: THAN
Stranger: NO BABY I LUV YOU
Stranger: I WAN UUU
You: NO \I MUST GO NOW
You: MY PEOPLE NEED ME
Stranger: NUUU
You: AS IN PEOPLE I MEAN MY BITCHES
Stranger: MORE BUTT SATUFF BE4 U LEAVE BBX=ZZZ
You: FINE BUT ONLY CAUSE I LOVEDED YOU ONCE
Stranger: YOU SHOULD LOVED ME NOW
You: WHY
Stranger: BCAUSE THE KIDS
You: WAT KIDX
Stranger: OH
Stranger: UH
Stranger: WELP
You: SEE FELI
Stranger: BAD TIME TO BRING THIS UP
You: DIS IS THE TYPE OF TIHING
You: THAT MKAE ME NO LOVDED YU
Stranger: ILLL EATTHENM
You: WAT
Stranger: IF NO BUT STUFF
You: FELI NO\
You: FINE BUTT STUFF
You: BUTT STUFF
Stranger: I EAT KID FOR NO BUTT STUFF
You: WE DO THE BUTT THING NOW
Stranger: IN THE BUTT NIOW
Stranger: OR KID DINER
You: I AM NOW IN THE BUTT
Stranger: WE SERVE KIDS
You: *LUDWIG IS IN THE BUTT GOGOGOGOG*
Stranger: NOW BUTT
Stranger: YES
Stranger: MORE BUTT
You: *BUTT TIEM INTENSIFIES*
Stranger: WHOA I WILL HAVE BURNT OUT BOOTY LATER
Stranger: NOW MORE
You: WAT THIS LEVEL OF BOOTY TIEM IS DANGEROUS
You: ANY MORE AND
You: WHO KNOWS WHATLL HAPPEN
Stranger: IT MIGHT FALL OFF
Stranger: USSEE YOUR HANDS
You: WHAT
Stranger: BBY
You: OKAY
You: *USES HANDS*
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: TJIS IS GOOD
Stranger: GHLCFLHLK
Stranger: YHGKDHTIOUDR
You: JNIKFDNGTKLERBGwfc
Stranger: kzdfhgdtc
Stranger: OKAY BBY
Stranger: IM GOING TO JUST LAY HERE
Stranger: IN MAJOR BUT APIN
Stranger: PAIN
You: OKAY
You: NOW I TAKE CHIDLREN
Stranger: I PROBOLY WILL BE IN WHEELCHAIR
You: AND LEVE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I HAVE KIDS
Stranger: TO BLACKMIAIL
Stranger: NOR BUT TIEM
Stranger: FOR
You: WAT
You: NO
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LUDWIG
You: WHY
Stranger: THE KID IS U
Stranger: I EAT YOU NOW
Stranger: BEND OVER WHORE
You: WTA
You: NO
Stranger: DO I
You: BYE
Stranger: T
Stranger: NO
You: I AM GONE
Stranger: I LOVE OYU
Stranger: YUOU
Stranger: ICH LIBE DICH
You: (dude I thin we delved into the fucked up part of the fandom
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: maybe
Stranger: TI AMO
You: NO NON NON ONN NO\
You: NOPEW
You: BAI
You: HOP ON THE FUKEN MOPED
Stranger: (this is so wierd like omggg)
You: BAI
Stranger: no
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT THE MOPED
You: (dude this is the greatest RP ever)
Stranger: BBY
You: (we are geniuses)
Stranger: (we deserve an award)
Stranger: BABY COME BACK, WE CAN BLAME IT ALL ON LOVE
Stranger: BABY COME BACK
You: no NO NO NO
You: WE CAN BALME
You: IT ON THE FAC
You: YOU ARE
You: FUCKEN CRAZY
You: BAI BICH
Stranger: IM A WHORE
You: OBVS
Stranger: I SAY IT NOW
Stranger: IF IT MAKE YOU HAPY
Stranger: I GO EAT NOE
Stranger: OM NOM
Stranger: DELISH
Stranger: MADE BY WHORE ROMANO
Stranger: WHO TAUGHT BE EVERYTTHING
You: WAT DA FUK\
You: FUK DAT GUY
You: BAE
You: HE FUKED UP YOU
You: BAD
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU COULD CHANGE ME
You: MAYBE I SHOULD BE A NAIVE LIL BICH
You: AND STAY WIT U
Stranger: PLZ
You: fine i am naive bich NOW AND
You: WILL ALWAYS ASK Y U DO THING
You: WEN I KNWO IS
You: CAUS YOU A CRAY HO
Stranger: I KNOW I IS CRAY HO *CRYING*
Stranger: HELP ME LORD DOITSU
You: I CANNOT HELP THOU FOR YE ARE THE RACHETEST HOE THERE BE
You: BUT
You: YOU MUST GO ON A
You: ADVENTURE
You: OF EPIC PROPRTIONS
Stranger: OK
You: 'TO ATONEW FROR YOUR SINS
Stranger: THE PROPORTIONS OF YOUR ANATOMY
Stranger: ARE TOO LARGE
Stranger: LIKE
You: YUS BUT
You: \DOST THOU DESIRE TO BE A RATCHET HO
You: OR TO BE A GOOD HO
Stranger: YE
You: THEN BE GONE
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: GOING ON THE JOUNEY
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHEN ILL RETURN
Stranger: BUT SOON
Stranger: MY LOVE
You: BAI BICH
Stranger: I LOV
Stranger: UUU
Stranger: DOITSU
Stranger: DOITSU
You: I MITE LOVE YOU TO
You: MITE
Stranger: OK
Stranger: (wait do i have to leave)
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: YOU MUST LOVE ME
Stranger: FO SHO
You: (I have no clue at this point)
You: (but dude you are my best friend now)
You: (no questions)
You: I DO NOT NO FELI
Stranger: (this is like the best thing)
You: YOU HAVE WRONGED ME DEAR
Stranger: NO
You: (since canned bread)
Stranger: FOR THE BUTT STUFF HAS MADE UP FOR IT NO?
You: NO
You: BECAUSE YOU SHARE YOUR BUTT WITH ANOTHER
Stranger: GASP
Stranger: YOU FOUND OUT
Stranger: I SWEAR
Stranger: IT WAS ONLY FOR THE MONEY
You: WHAT
Stranger: THE KIDS NEEDED IT
You: I WAS SPEKIN ONLY OF ROMANO
You: THERE WERE MORE
Stranger: OH
Stranger: UH
You: LEAVE MY PRESENCE
Stranger: MAYBE FRANCE
You: AND ERN MY LOVE
Stranger: TOOOK A SHOT
You: OKAY SCARTCH DAT SHIT
Stranger: AND GAVE ME MONEY
You: BE GONE YOU WENCH
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I WANT TO STAY IN YOUR ARMS FOREVER
You: NO
You: YOU WANT ANYONE YO CAN GET
You: YOUR BREK MY HEART
You: I WILL FILL THE VOID WITH BEER
You: AND MAD BITCHES YO
Stranger: I WANT YOU
Stranger: DON BEE SAD
Stranger: I WILLL GTE BETTER
Stranger: I SWEAR ON MY GRANDPA
Stranger: WHO ALSO DID BUTT STUFF WITH ROMANO
You: SATA
You: DF
You: WAT
You: NO
You: I HABE LOST FAIYTH
You: IN OUR LOVE
Stranger: THIS FAMILY IS FUCKED UP
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN LEARN TO LOVE US
You: (if you look at it sideways and through a telescope this is a pretty intense story.)
Stranger: AN ME
You: NO
You: I CAN NEVER
You: YOU BETRAYED ME ONCE
You: NEVER AGAIN
Stranger: NO DOUTSI
Stranger: I LO
Stranger: *DEATH*
You: ALAS
You: HEART BROKEN I AM LEFT
You: MY LOVE I DEAS
You: NO I MUST CONTINUE TO FILL THE VOI WITH THOSE BICHES
You: *BISHOUNEN TEARS FALL OUT OF HIS EYES*
Stranger: *THE WORLD WEEPS WITH*
Stranger: *ROMANO IS DOING BUTT THINGS WITH SPAIN SO HE CANT PAY ATTENTION*
You: *FILLED WITH RAGE LUDWIG TAKES REVENGE O N ALL THE MEN WHO RAVAGED HIS LOVER AND PLOTS TO DESTROY ROMANO, THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE
Stranger: WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE BODY
Stranger: GET IT
Stranger: KILL ROMANO WIHT FELICIANO
You: YEEEEEEEE
You: IRONY
You: I THINK..
Stranger: YE
You: I DON'T KNO W MAN
You: ANY WAYS
Stranger: KINDA
You: VENGEANCE
Stranger: AND THEN FELI COMES BAKC TO LIFE WITH THE MAGIC OF ENGLAND
You: WHAT THE FUK
You: BICH YOU WAS DEAD
Stranger: NO MO MY LOV
Stranger: NOW KILL ROMANO
Stranger: DAT HO NEEDS TO LERN A LESSON
You: DA FUQ
You: FELI
You: YOU CRAZY BOO
You: BUT WHATEVES
You: KILL THE ROMANO
Stranger: *BLUH HE DIE*
You: YE
You: WE VANQUISGES
Stranger: WITH SPAIN STILL DOING THE DO WIT THE BODY
You: WSAIT
You: WTHA FUK
You: EW
You: YOU NASTY SON
Stranger: ITS SPAIN
You: WELL
You: ER
Stranger: DOIN THE DO
You: OKAY I GUESS
Stranger: OK NOW WHAT
Stranger: OHONHONHNONOHNONHONHONH
You: UMM
You: WATR
Stranger: NOW WHAT
You: UM
You: BUTT TIEM
You: JA
Stranger: YAY
You: U R PUR NO
You: SO
You: U CAN BE MAI LOVER AGAN
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: GREAT NO W BUTT
Stranger: VE
You: *LUDWIG IS IN THE BUTT AND HE IS DOING IT HAPPILT
Stranger: FELI CRIEYS WITH THE HAPY TEARS*
Stranger: OF BUUT TEIM
You: GLORIOUS\
You: FELI I LOVE YOU MY DEAR
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
Stranger: *SLOPPY MAKEOUTS
You: *HAPPY GRUNTS*
Stranger: *SIGHING AND MOANING OF HAPY*
You: *GOOD END YEY*
Stranger: WEll now what
You: I don't even know
You: but this
Stranger: what did we even do
Stranger: like'
Stranger: omg
You: We created a master piece
You: we should make this into
You: a trilogy
Stranger: omg how
You: the same way we started this one
You: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There.