A Dummy's Guide to Pissing Off a Ninja
Written By: Fai D. Flowright
(Notes and disclaimer at the bottom)
Lesson 1: Use everything possible as an ending to their name. Creativity is strongly encouraged.
"..Fai?" The ninja of my plots sat at the kitchen table, drinking something that smelled incredibly strong, as I turned the corner, entering the room.
"Yes, Kuro-chu?" I barely glanced at him as I walked past, over to the cooler fridgey thing.
Now, where did I put those gummy bears?
"You are the biggest pain in the ass that I've ever met." He said, slightly slurring.
I open the door, and lean into the fridgemarator, I can't remember what it's called, and turn slightly. "Kuro-silly, you're the seme, remember? If anything, you're a pain in MY ass." I wiggle my bottom, smiling, and then return to fetching my candies. They've gotta be in here somewhere.
It took me a minute to realize it, but I turned back around, sharply. "…Kuro-ki, are you drinking? It's barely even time for dinner!"
"I only need a sip." He lifted his hand up; trying to show the little amount he meant to drink, while I was back in the cold machine, looking for my collection of sweets.
A-Ha! Found them! I grabbed the bag and swung around, closing the door behind me.
I started to walk away, eyeing the bottle before I made it even a step. It's half gone.
"Kuro-mu, you didn't add anything to it, did you? Yuuko-san said that without any additions to it, this world's sake is very strong, and can make anybody easily drunk. That's why they add fruits. It ends up neutralizing some of the alcohol." I opened the baggie of yummies and pulled out the first one.
I wonder if candies would work in a drink, instead of fruits.
He took another of his 'sip's, which I'm guessing is about the size of three of any normal person's, and stared at me.
"Kuro-pain, don't drink it all! I want some too!" I walked over next to him, pulling out a stool from under the counter and sitting. I poured myself a glass, and dropped a handful of my gummy goodnesses into it.
"Ya know, I do love ya, but yu'v got'sta stop wit' the nick-names." He seems to have drank too much, because he's starting to not even pronounce his words right. I glanced at him, and I think he tried to glare at me, but it just looked pretty funny.
I laughed, unable to control myself against the dark haired man's silly face, and what he was saying because of how far away from sobriety he is. Wiping a tear away from my eye, I smiled "Alright, Kuro-queer."
"Dammit, that's the wurst ov them all!" He reached for his sword, which I have no idea why he has it while he's drinking, never mind in his own home, and attempted to dart for me.
He only succeeded in tripping over his own stool and falling, as I moved out of the way.
That day, I made up a nickname that I would use just to get on his nerves.
A nickname that would piss him off automatically.
Kuro-gay.
Author's Note: This is Aleesha writing the first chapter. Alex and I are going to put the disclaimers and stuff down here, because that way its easier, and it doesn't get in the way of the story. How'd you guys like the first chapter of alex's and my first story? Like it? Love it? Leave a review and tell us!
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