Author Notes: A collection of very short one-shots. And when I mean short, I mean very short.
"You plan to take down the goblin king?"
"Of course, it's the only logical next step."
"What if this king of yours has some objections?"
"I don't think he will."
"Why is that?"
Sarah Williams, former editor of Mystique, currently queen of said Goblins stood hands on hips lips pressed to the Goblin King's own, her hand barely grazing the edge of his hips. "Well I refuse to have sex standing up and mgwhf---" her words were cut short by the furious ministration of a hybrid of tongue and teeth.
"Good reason."