Candy Mountain
by: karasu kyra
"We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" a high-pitched voice said.
Light looked over at Ryuuzaki, who sat staring at his computer screen. "Ryuuzaki, what was that?"
Could Candy Mountain be a code name? Perhaps he knew the location of the other Death Note and--
No, it could be nothing that devious!
"I'm studying. There is a video on the internet that will lead me to Candy Mountain. I am studying it and I will soon acertain the location of this Candy Mountain."
"It's not real," Light said flippantly. His younger sister had showed him that video ages ago.
"Yes, it is."
"No, it is not. Do you not see the animation? Anyone with some skills could do that."
"Yes, but it's a secret mountain, so you have to follow the clues."
"Ryuuzaki...perhaps we should take a trip to the bakery? I think the lack of sugar is...interrupting your thinking patterns."
L looked at Light. Maybe the man was right? After all, he, the world's greatest detective, was staring at a video of several unicorn's going to a Candy Mountain--which could not possibly exist. On top of that, he was trying to figure the location of the non-existant Candy Mountain. Yes, maybe it was time for a break.
L sighed and unfolded himself into a standing position.
"Let us be going then, Light Yagami."
AN: Yeah, I don't mean to bash Candy Mountain or it's creators. I believe it's hilarious! Please review! Was it funny? This was my second attempt at something funny...
Since this is my 50th story, my 5th reviewer can have a request! ^.^