Revenge of the Pizza Cats

Authored by: Phoenix710

Summary: The Pizza Cats and their friends are fed up with the horrible garbage that infests the airwaves, so they decide to go do something about it. Speedy, Guido, Polly, Lucille, Francine, Princess Vi, and Good Bird, go and pay Jeff Blundt and his FCC buddies a "visit", and give them their opinion of what he's done to TV with his "Three hours of Educational TV" rule.

Disclaimer: I do not own Samurai Pizza Cats. All characters and locations are properties of Saban.

Chapter One: Enough is Enough!

Speedy and Polly were sitting in the living room of their Pizza Parlor in Little Tokyo, trying to find something worth watching, but were having no luck whatsoever. Infuriated, Polly screamed, "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! I'M SO FED UP WITH THIS TRASH!!! THREE HUNDRED CHANNELS, AND I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING WORTH WATCHING!!! IF I FIND OUT WHO CAUSED SUCH GARBAGE TO BE CRAMMED ONTO THE AIRWAVES, I'M GONNA USE HIS SPINE AS A SCRATCHING POST!!!"

Speedy gulped, then said to himself, 'I'm glad we're married...Polly's scary when she's angry...' Guido, Francine, Good Bird, and Carla walked in. Carla, the red-haired crow that is Good Bird's wife, operates the Pizza restaurant called 'The Pizza Bird Experience', with him, but when needed, they both helped out at the Pizza Cats' restaurant. Today, they were all taking a day off, since Princess Vi had declared it a national holiday. Guido sat down, and said, "Hey, Speedy…did you and Polly find anything good to watch?" Shaking his head, Speedy replied, "No, just lousy sitcoms, stupid infomercials, and cartoons that are drawn so poorly, I swear that The Big Cheese could draw better blindfolded." Francine slammed her fist into the carpeted floor, and said, "UGH!!! I AM SO SICK OF THIS!!! THAT IDIOT JEFF BLUNDT NEEDS TO BE STRUNG OFF A FLAGPOLE BY HIS BOXERS!!!" Good Bird asked, "How'd you find out he was the one responsible, Fran?" Francine replied, "Easy. I checked the internet." Polly smiled menacingly, then said, "Well then...how about we go pay him a visit and tell him just how much we DON'T appreciate his new '3 Hours of Educational TV' Rule?" Speedy replied, "Sounds great!" Guido added, "Count me in. Let me just go and get Lucille." Francine said, "I'll come too. In fact, I'll phone Princess Vi and see if she wants to come. I bet she'd just LOVE to give that idiot an earful." Good Bird said, "I'll tag along with you, in case he decides to try and call his goon squad." Carla took hold of Good Bird's right shoulder, and said, "Be careful, Birdie."
Good Bird hugged her, then said, "Don't worry, Carla. If I can handle The Big Cheese, a comet, or a bunch of Ninja Crows, I can handle a stupid, whiny TV executive."
Guido came back in about twenty minutes, with Lucille in tow. Princess Vi came in as well, with three of her Royal Bodyguards. Vi said, "I've got my private jet outside, since it'll save you the trouble of flying there yourselves." Amazed, and grateful at the same time, Polly responded, "Thank you, Princess!" Vi answered with, "Well, you Pizza Cats did save Little Tokyo, and you're going to go and make sure that TV becomes enjoyable again, so it's the least I can do."
Guido, seeming to forget that the hot-tempered Francine was in the room, said, "For once, we can fly somewhere...and not have Francine smash us into a building..."
Enraged, Francine shouted, "ARE YOU SAYING I'VE GOT BAD AIM?!!!" Speedy knew what was coming next, and he shouted a warning. He said, "Uh-oh...HIT THE DIRT!!!" Francine swung out with all her might, and bashed Guido in the head with a frying pan. Guido, laying nearly unconscious, moaned out rather painfully, "Ow...me and my big mouth..."
Once Guido recovered, The Pizza Cats leaped into their ovens, donned their armor, then, along with Francine, Lucille, Vi, and her guards, they boarded Vi's private jet, and flew off to hunt down Jeff Blundt.