Please read this as just a fic for entertainment. They are just some crack interviews that I did when I was bored. It's not a bashing, or statement against anything. Thank you for pointing out the similarities to those to me.
Disclaimer: I do not own PoT.
Inui Sadaharu interviews the Prince of Tennis people on their views on girls, random girls, and more girls. (Why does Inui do all the interviewing anyway?)
First up – Ryoma Echizen. (Just because he's the main character.)
"Ryoma."
"Hai"
"Do you have any siblings?"
"No."
"None at all?"
"None. Except Ryoga, who's my half brother."
"So… you don't have any younger sisters living in America or hiding in Japan?"
"No."
"Do you have an opposite attraction to your neighbour?"
"My neighbours are all mada mada dane."
"Okay… Then, do you have your eyes on any girls in your school?"
"No. I have no time for girls."
"So… You and -insert girl's name- are not dating?"
"Who's she?"
"But she's so popular in school!"
"Does she know tennis?"
"Yes! She's that beautiful buchou of the girl's tennis team!"
"Don't want to know."
"But she's like, perfect!"
"Their hair is too long."
"… Right."
There's the first chapter. Next chapter is Tezuka and Kabaji. Thank you.