Uggggghh… This is what happeneds when you watch WAAAAAYY too many youtube videos of "The Cell Block Tango" revised with Disney, and Dreamworks because your too childish too be her age best friend drag you into it, just because she thinks its "Oh-so-awesome". (I'm looking at you 16). So enjoy the HoN version of… The Cell Block Tango. Starting off with Aphrodite and Erik in "Pop". Why Erik? Because I like Darius and really don't want to see him get the ax… So yeah for the majority the girls here will only kill the guys they've been with that I DON'T like them being with… Or hate to the very marrow of my being. You know who is whom!

P.S. The *** is basically the name given in the song… But this is for the characters in HoN. So please accept it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the HoN characters. They belong to P.C. and Kristen. I don't own the song The Cell Block Tango. That belongs to whoever wrote it or whoever own Chicago.

*Aphrodite-Pop*

'You know how people have these little 'habits' that get you down?'

Aphrodite was having an extremely crappy day. It seemed that the whole world or even the universe just decided to say, "Fuck you Aphrodite". Seriously, nothing has gone right for her.

At her job she had to deal with asshole after asshole. One of her co-workers obviously can't take the hint to bring her own food instead of stealing others. And the worst of it all was that her car was towed for being parked on a red curb, which came out of nowhere, and missed the only bus to her place.

Finally, after walking for a mile, and in her brand new shoes no less, she was home.

'…And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy. And there's ***, lying on the couch.'

Aphrodite and Erik started living together not one year ago. Not that it improved her life in any way, but she can't exactly blame him for anything real bad things that happened to her. Unfortunately, he had habits she would rather have been better not knowing about. Like for an example, he always had a pack of gum on him and would always pop that gum as loud as he could.

It aggravated her to the extreme.

And there he was laying the couch he got for their living room. It was comfy yes, but she hated the design and how it did not blend with any part of the rest of the apartment.

'Drinking a beer and chewing. No not chewing, popping.'

POP

God did she hate that sound. It was like she could feel the sound grinding on her teeth.

POP

"Oh hey babe." Erik said, finally realizing that she was there.

POP

Now the beer she could handle. Hell she likes to drink a bit herself, but that terrible popping was driving her,

POP

Nuts. Grrrrrrr.

'So I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time…"'

"Please. My head hurts, and I had a really bad day at work. I would rather have some quiet around here." Aphrodite told Erik, who just stared at her.

"Babe, how can me popping possibly be upsetting to you? I mean you've never complained before." He said, before,

POP

'*sigh* And he did.'

Aphrodite couldn't tell what happened after that. It was like something just snapped.

So instead of bitching and yelling at him to spit his freaking gum out, she just quietly walked into the other room.

There was a hunting gun in there. Rarely used, seeing as how they lived in the city and Erik only ever hunts when he's invited by his "buddies" if only to prove that he can do so.

'So, I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots…'

Aphrodite had little confidence that she could even figure out how to shot the damn thing but she couldn't help herself.

She aimed. And warned once more.

"Shut. That gum. Up." She said slowly.

POP

'Into his head.'

Not surprisingly, the cops were crashing her door down before she could even put the gun away. She didn't even have time to have her say before they forced the gun out of her hands, forced her to the floor, and cuffed her up.

The entire trip to the jail house she was screaming.

'He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame.'

Not that it reached the officers either way.

She was sent to prison with 5 to 25 year sentence. Thankfully, she wasn't alone in prison. She discovered that other women where sent there for similar excuses and reasons. In a way it made her smile. Something to take pride in when she would tell her story.

Always giving that same argument everytime.

'If you'da been there. If you'da heard. I betcha you would've done the same!'

So what'da think? I'm kinda proved of this one myself for what it came from. (Damn you 16) Anyway R&R and shit. Oh and if you think I "over-swear" in this chapter… This is Aphrodite. She the only one who swears like a sailor in this series. Anyway, one more time. R&R.