The Tale of Foghorn Leghorn's Brother
(Foghorn Leghorn is sitting in his nest forlornly looking at a photo album, when a young chick walks up to him)
"Mister," says the chick,"whatcha looking at?" "Oh! Didn't see ya there!" exclaims Foghorn Leghorn," I was just lookin' at some pictures of my brother, Feghoot Leghorn, from way back when, I miss 'im dearly." "Well, why don'tcha visit him" the chick said innocently. "Can't, he's dead." Foghorn Leghorn sighed. "Oh… what happened to him?" "Well…" Foghorn began, "we were explorin' the forest and we came across a fox. Now, we didn't have anything to defend ourselves so we ran, we ran as fast as we could, but poor Feghoot wasn't faster than that fox. He was eaten by that fox and I kept runnin'. I regret doin' so… I could've saved 'im, I should have saved 'im, I would've saved 'im…" "Then why didn't you?" the chick said enamored with the story. "I'll tell ya why." Foghorn Leghorn said…
"I'm a huge chicken"
The End