Ohai thar! This is a little idear that popped into my head after playing pokemon for 24 hours straight…I'm not joking. . I have a lot of time on my hands.

Anyways, in this story Green is the guy and Blue is the girl cause that's the way I've always known it. And people may be a bit out of character, mainly because my head cannon and the manga cannon are a bit different, cause I'ma Kim.

Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon. For if I did, in the manga at least, all the main characters would know eachother. DON'T SUE ME! DX

Green walked out of the gym, hands in his pockets and looking very bored. Today has been a slow day with barely any trainers stopping by, so he closed up the gym for the day and headed out. He was considering calling Red when a car pulled up with a familiar brunette driving. "Get in the car if you want to live." he raised an eyebrow at the girl.

"Excuse me?" he asked.

"Did I stutter? I said, get in the car if you want to live." As if on cue the back door opened and two sets of hands reached out, pulling him inside the car.

Blue slammed the door shut and then drove off. "Blue what the hell are you doing?" Green asked.

"Having a bonding day with you, Yellow, and Red." Green was puzzled for a second but he looked over at the two people who had pulled him into the car. "Really guys?"

Yellow sheepishly looked down at the dashboard in front of where she was sitting. "Well I mean, the four of us haven't really had time to hangout recently and I think Blue had the right idea...kinda...I think people are going to think we kidnapped the gym leader but we can deal with that later."

Green shot a glance in Red's direction. "And you Mr. Pokemon Master?"

Red laughed and scratched the back of his head, "I was promised cookies."

Green's eye twitched a bit as he turned to face forward. "Lovely...where are Pika and Chuchu?"

"Oh! They're with Professor Oak right now." Yellow said. She started to give an explanation why they were there but Green got distracted by another thought.

"Since when can Blue drive?" the car when dead silent and then Blue laughed. "Since I got my license, duh."

"When did you get your license?" Green challenged.

"Last...feb-sept-octo-july-aug...nah I'm kidding I don't have a drivers license, I'm borrowing Silver's though, does that count?" the rest of the occupants of the car looked horrified at this.

After everyone had calmed down from this statement, Green thought of another question. "Where are we going?" Blue smirked, "To the most evil place on earth. We're going to a place where no one can hear your screams for mercy."

Yellow turned around in the front passenger seat so she could face Green. "Don't worry, we're just going to hangout at the mall. It'll be fun, promise."

"Sounds fun!" Red said.

"Whatever." Green mumbeled. Funny, they were going to the mall, usually when he went with his sister there was some catch like-

"Yeah, but before the fun, you guys have to sit there for 2 hours while Yellow and I try on some dresses." Blue smirked to herself.

"I FUCKING KNEW IT!" Green yelled. A bit out of character but hey, he had been right about there being a catch. What'd you expect him to do?

That's all for this chapter... bearable isn't it? Please R&R :3