AN: Hello People! I'm completely new at this, and I haven't had crack since yesterday so stay off of my case… PLEASE! Well anyways, this is my first story! GO ME!
D/C: I have nun.
Once there once was a girl named Nichole going to see the new 4th Harry Potter movie (background music: BA BA BA).
Well when Moody turned into Barty Crouch Jr, and started to lick his lips at Snape, an looking at him getting "In The Mood" in front of everybody, but sadly no one was paying attention, because Snape murmured "not here, and certainly not now." And with that Snape turned on his heel and looked back at Jr.
By then Nichole couldn't help her self and screamed out:
"YOU FUCKIN QUEERS!"
"WHAT?" Nicole's mom yelled "DID YOU JUST SAY?"
"uuuuuuummmmm.. I said you funny beers?" said Nichole
"Oh……Okay!" Said Nichole's mom going back to doing nothing.
Just then something very "odd" happened. There was a big rip in the movie screen and Rupert Grint popped out of it! By then Nichole was out of her seat going up to the screen were stairs appeared…
INTERRUPTOR! GREEN DAYS ON THE DAMN YAHOO RADIO! I WILL TAKE A MINUTE AND STOP WRITING THIS STRANGE RANDOM STORY! FUCK YOU PEOPLE THAT HATE EM! Nah just kidding, I'd have to know you before I hate you. Okay it over. BACK TO STORY!
There were stairs that appeared randomly leading up to were Rupert was. By the time I wrote all that, they were all ready making out. RANDOMLY:
" NICHOLE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" said Emily that came running up the isle.
"Yeah? What the hell does it look like im doing?" said Nichole tearing away from Rupert with great difficulty.
"Looks like your doing Rup…", Emily stopped there because Aragorn (from lord of the rings) popped out of the screen! Emily (now in shock) came running over to Aragorn now jumping on him, making out with him instantly, Oh No! I… AHHHHHHH!
AN: Hey, how'd you all like it for my first time? Not bad? Well tell me in your reviews! More is on the way! Sorry, nothing happened at the end of this chapter, I had to put in the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH part.