Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho

A/N: This is my very first fic ever so I don't know how it is going to turn out so please R&R and give me some hints. This is an HB *HieiBotan* fic. I also am not very good with describing things in detail and I tend to just cut to the chase. Sry I am American, Texan to be specific, so I probably won't use any fancy Japanese slang. 

Genre: Prob some OCCness, and AU, but I will try to keep everyone's personalities the same, but I have not seen the show in forever!! 

Summary: Hiei and Botan go to school.

Chapter 1: The Mission/Vacation/Assignment

"Koenma you want me to do what?"

Botan was over pissed at Yusuke! It's one thing not going to school, and making poor Keiko put up with him; but it's another thing making her put up with his crap. She swore Yusuke wore a sign that yelled "Im an idiot, I will do very stupid things, and oh by the way make me so mad I almost punch your soul out with one hit." Sweat drop.

Why can't she just be a normal ferry girl (Deity of Death) and just go about her day? But no Koenma-sama had to give her the most annoying, selfish, loud, ru-hude, and jerk of a soul that would just happen to never die!! But what can you do? Man I have got to stop thinking such long winded sentences.

Botan quickly realized her situation and she tried to think of ways to get out of it.

I could say I am going to take my vacation, butI have nowhere to take it but Ningenkai. Plus I hate asking Genkai if I can stay with her and Yukina, I feel like I'm always intruding or being a free-loader.

Or I could just say I have too much work to do…. It has been piling up…

Also I have not finished my ferry duties for today, I still have 100 left to go... wait maybe it's a

"Botan are you listening to me?!!!!" I swear she has less of an attention span than the carrot top.

"Oh yeah right, (in her most sweet and innocent voice ever), Koenma-sama are you sure Yusuke will even listen to me? I mean how many times have I gone down there to ask him to do a mission and he just blows me off. I don't think I will be the best ferry girl for this mission. What about Ayame? Don't you think she would like to go to Ningenkai?

Wait why did I say that? Of course Koenma is not going to let Ayame out of his sight… he's in love with her…. Damn! Who else, Who else, Who else? Crap think Botan, think,... ok I got nothing. (sweat drop)

From Koenma's point of view: How can someone get so distracted when they are trying to get out of something? Maybe she really does need a vacation because it's not normal to talk to yourself? Wait am I talking to myself? … Yes but she started it.

Normal persons' point of view: Botan is talking to Koenma then she stops and tilts her head to look towards the loads of paperwork on Koenma's desk. Then she moves her head from side to side as if she is debating something. When Botan starts to move her head side to side then Koenma shakes his head in shame and gives a scowl. Then remembers something and shakes his head for him to come back to reality.

Koenma knew that Botan would react somehow… but how much, he did not know. He had to tell her that Hiei would be her partner… but how. If there was one person in the entire three realms that is completely different from his number one, top ferrier it would be Hiei Jaganshi.

Hiei is a small but mighty demon. Hiei was first introduced to the Reikai team because he and Kurama got into a little situation and had to be umm…. not be black-mailed but persuaded to join the Reikai detective group. Well anyway Hiei is not the type of person that is well happy or joyful… let's just be straight. Hiei is the quietest, frustrating, and easily irritated person I know. But he will be able to keep Yusuke in line, because he is the only person the detective does not want to anger. So my plan has to work!!

Hiei and Botan will go to Ningenkai and pose as high school students while they watch over Yusuke. Now my only problem is how to get Hiei to agree to this plan. But first I will tell Botan about her assignment and just keep the little Hiei situation to myself. Yes… she doesn't even have to know until he shows up. Mwhhhhaaaa. What's to say I will even get him to help out? Yep that's it I will just leave out the whole part about her and Hiei sharing an apartment and going to school together. Yep I think that will be for the best.

"Botan… Botan… Botan! Listen to me. I am sending you down to watch over Yusuke. You as well as I know that Yusuke has an anger problem, and it just gets out of hand sometimes. You are the only person I can trust to watch over him and keep him in line. Keiko has done the best she can but she is going to go visit her grandparents for the summer. So no one is going to be there to make sure Yusuke does not accidently kill someone. And you know that Kuwabara will do nothing but make the situation worse. So …. (I hope I can say this as quickly as possible before she realizes what's going on) you will be going to summer school with Yusuke starting on Monday."

"Koenma-sama did you just say Monday!" Botan couldn't believe that she would have to give up her whole summer!!!

"Yes Botan, I think a week should be more than enough time to get together your belongings. You will be staying in an apartment in Ningenkai that I have rented for you."

"Wow, Koenma-sama you really bought me an apartment that I can live in all by myself?" That's not like Koenma to be so giving. I wonder what the catch is. Well whatever I don't really care, as long as I get to get an apartment in Ningenkai!!!

Koenma nervously shuffled in his chair. Slightly scratching his hat and sucking on his pacifier a little bit harder to calm him down. "Errr….. ummm.. yeah I bought you an apartment." Why do I get myself in these situations? When she finds out she is going to be living with Hiei she is going to be so mad.

"Koenma, that is so awesome. I have never had my own apartment even when I was alive in Ningenkai. Thank you, thank you, thank you, I am so happy I don't have to live with Genkai and Yukina. No offense but sometimes I feel out of place there. Because you know Genkai is all quiet and usually stays in her room unless she is training. Then all Yukina does is clean, clean, clean, and I love them both to death but I don't think I can live with them for the whole summer." By the time Botan finished she was both out of breath and tired. She had a lot of things to think about and prepare for.

A/N: Well there you go folks….my first fanfic… yeah!!! Umm if I see that I have at least 20 ppl or heck I'll be happy with 10 then I will continue with the story. I don't know how many chapters it will be or what type of fic it will turn into. I do however know that I want to put in a lemon scene or two if I have enough review or just hits in general. Well please review I really need the feedback.