Friends-The One with the Movie Starr

by castlewarrior12

This episode of Friends that I've written fits somewhere in season 6. Monica and Chandler have just moved in together, and Ross hasn't told Rachel yet that they are still technically married from their Vegas trip. This episode features a guest star, a movie star named Daphne Starr whom Joey is working with.

1. Chapter 1

Friends-"The One with the Movie Starr"

Chandler and Joey are relaxing and talking over some beer when Ross walks in to the apartment.

"So, Chandler, how's living with my sister," he asked in a joking manner.

"Chandler likes making potpourri!" Joey cut in while badly mispronouncing potpourri.

Chandler jumped in to correct him. "It's potpourri, Joey," he said while stressing the correct pronunciation of potpourri. "And that was supposed to be our little secret!"

Ross came over and put a hand on Chandler's shoulder. "It's okay, man, Monica used to make me do that with her too."

"So, how's divorced life, Ross, are used to it by now?" Joey joked.

"Very funny, Joey, and the divorce isn't actually finalized yet, so I guess I still have some time to convince Rachel…"

"That you looooooove her!" Chandler interrupted while making fake smooches in the air.

"Ooh, who does Ross love?" Rachel jumped in. She had just joined the group and had overheard only Chandler's joke, not knowing they were talking about her. "Did you propose to her yet?" Rachel smirked at Ross. He blushed and tried to hide it, only making him feel more embarrassed and awkward.

"No, and she's none of your business," Ross said while trying to cover his tracks.

"Actually, I think you know her," Joey said while sharing a laugh with Chandler.

"I do?" Rachel said excitedly. She motioned for Joey and Chandler to move down so she could have a seat on the couch. Ross remained standing in a very awkward position. "C'mon Ross, who's this girl you like?" she said while playfully giving him a light punch to the shoulder.

"I'm not telling you, and guys," he said while glaring at Joey and Chandler, "hush, I'll tell her at the right time."

"Fine," Rachel said, "I'm starving anyway." She got Gunther's attention at the counter. "Hey, could you get the four of us some coffee and muffins?"

Gunther looked pleased for a moment. "Anything for you, Rachel." But then he scowled. "Sorry Ross, but there's not enough for you."

Ross turned to leave. "I have to go pick up Ben anyway, so see you guys later."

Joey and Chandler teased Ross one last time, yelling out to him, "Bye, loverboy!"

Once Ross was gone, Rachel immediately had to ask. "Okay, so who is this girl Ross is obsessed with?"

"I'm not saying anything, and Joey's not saying anything either," Chandler said while giving Joey a hard look. "Right Joey?"

Joey fiddled around in his seat. "Right…we promised not to say anything, but…I can't take this anymore!" Joey quickly got up to leave. "I gotta go, Monica's making meatloaf!" He grabbed his coat and ran out of there.