I have to apologize guys! I have been really inactive here a while. But honestly, I haven't been able to write anything good. No acceptable reason though, but I will blame school. This is kind of rushed at the end since I just wanted to posted something. The first chapter was supposed to be longer, but, I really couldn't make it. I hope you will enjoy it!~ Please leave some comments, credits are welcome. Just don't flame me too much, will you?

No Dance on Roses

Sasori x Deidara Fanfic written by; xxxDuckiexxx

But you love to dance!

"Not these kinds of dances, and that knew that bloody Hidan damn well!"

Sasori thought as he entered the dark basement, which was overwhelming with sparkling lights, and lots of youths dancing to the heavy beat which came from the robust speakers. Sasori could hardly think because of the loud music, which nearly broke his eardrums. Oh, so he hated Hidan, he actually wished that Kakuzu never would have met the albino so he, himself, wouldn't have to spend time with the foulmouthed purple eyed freak.

But, unfortunately Kakuzu had met Hidan, and Sasori had become the fifth wheel. Or so Sasori thought, but both Kakuzu and Hidan stubbornly refused to listen to his complains. Which put Sasori in a pretty locked situation, mostly because Kakuzu was one of Sasori's few friends and he didn't have any other to turn to, nor talk about his problems with. It didn't bother Sasori so much though, since he preferred to be left alone and thought most people were tiresome.

Hidan, on the other hand, liked to be in the spotlight. He loved when people talked about him, and didn't really care what they said as long as it was him they were talking about. He loved to piss people off and had a talent to get into fights.

He had dragged Sasori along for two reasons;
Kakuzu had noticed how down Sasori was, and since he obviously wasn't good at comforting, he had asked his partying lover to help Sasori get laid (Because that's the best medicine against moody redheads) and the second reason was Hidan himself really wanted to get laid with somebody else than Kakuzu. Do not get this wrong, he liked Kakuzu and would never have dreamed about breaking up but he needed some variation, and Kakuzu was aware of that.

So here Sasori was, forced against his own will, and critically observed everyone on the dance floor.

"Sasori-chan!" Hidan said, as he attacked Sasori from behind. "I thought you would like this kind of stuff" He said, and put on a disappointed face. Sasori struggled to get away from the bigger boy's grip around his neck.

"Kakuzu told me that you love to dance, so.." He let his voice slowly fade away, without finishing his sentence. Sasori clenched his teeth, how could Hidan play this innocent and naive? Sasori refused to call the movements the other people on the dance floor was doing dancing, and Hidan was well assured about that fact.

"Stop with the act!" Sasori spitted out before he let out a sigh, and continued; "You know very well I do not call, whatever those people are doing, dancing. Most of them aren't even moving to the music!" He whined and gesticulated with his hand as he talked, a way for him to express how horribly wrong everyone on the dance floor 'danced'.

Hidan raised his eyebrows against the shorter boy, and noticed how he had laid his arms crossed over his chest. Hidan mimicked the movement, and then smirked evilly against Sasori. He snickered slightly, and licked his lips as if he had a really tasty caramel in his mouth.

"Why don't you show them then?" He asked, and cocked his head just an inch forward.

"Show them what?" Asked Sasori and looked confused, but it didn't sound like he cared at all.

"Show them your moves!" Hidan uttered, clearly desperate for a greater reaction than he had been receiving. He pouted with his lips, and furrowed his eyebrows. His whole expression showed how disappointed he was.

Sasori just gave him one look, and silenced Hidan for a second. The short little redhead sure could be scary sometimes especially when other people talked about his most sensitive subjects, like dance for example, and showed no knowledge in the area whatsoever. Hidan was one of those ignorant bastards who never showed any knowledge in anything, nor cared about anybody. – That was Sasori's opinion, however.

"Come on!" Hidan tried, and smiled wide against the smaller boy, who still looked pretty pissed, but Hidan wasn't all that easy to get rid of.

"Seriously Sasori!" He whined and crossed his arm dramatically. He just earned another emotionless glare from the smaller redhead. Hidan realized he had to come up with something fast, or Sasori would leave him right now and there and would not get laid, which meant Sasori would be down for another month and drive him and Kakuzu mad.

"So.., you're saying none of these people can dance?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying." Sasori's tone was cold, and even though the overfilled basement was steaming hot Hidan shivered a little as Sasori's intense glare hit him. Oh, fuck off. Lighten up a little will you? He thought, but didn't say since he preferred to be alive over being killed by a sexually undernourished redhead.

"Just wait a little bit longer, please Sasori-san?" Hidan actually pleaded.

"For what, the rain? I'm out of here" He tried to walk away, but Hidan caught him with one of his muscular arms. His other and fetched two martinis a cute waitress just was going to deliver to somebody who wasn't Hidan, but she forgave him. If not for his charm, she maybe knew how dangerous the albino was. He pushed one of the small glasses in Sasori's hand, and ordered him to drink. Sasori obliged, he was stuck anyway so why not enjoy a free drink?

"No, wait for Deidara" Hidan said, whispered out the last word to increase the tension. Although Sasori obviously didn't understand he didn't furrowed his eyebrows nor looked confused whatsoever. He just turned his head upwards, in a questionable look as he spoke.

"Dei – who?"

"Deidara" Hidan said, carefully pronounced everything perfectly so Sasori would remember the name. "He is a well-known dancer, one of the best down here. He-" Hidan was cut off by Sasori who snorted loudly.

"Hey! Don't make that snorting noise you freaking fucktard!*" He shouted, pretty offended probably. That's it! I'm not going to help that fucking unthankful shrimp anymore!

" FINE!, Have it your way, go home and masturbate or something."

Hidan looked at Sasori with fury burning in his purple eyes. Sasori's face had the same emotionless expression or non-expression, like before and just shrugged his shoulders slightly when he walked out from Hidan's grip, heading for the exit.

Suddenly he froze, and Hidan smirked when he saw why.

Like I said, the ending is kind of rushed, but I'm pleased with the story so far anyway~ I have a little plan on what will happen next, but don't be shy! Comment some ideas, or anything :'3. Cya laterz!~