Hey peoples this is my Black Butler fanfic if you haven't already guessed. My friends Rochelle encouraged me to do it it's going to be craaaaap but oh well. By the way the first chapter won't really have much Black Butlery stuff but who cares after that it's like 'Black Butler FTW' It's pretty much about this girl Izzy (Isabel Cassia Jackson XD so what I likes middle names) a cat loving girl who after finding a silver ring with a blue diamond she ends up in 19th century England with her feline friends, not only that she meets our favorite Butler and his master.

If I decide to continue it that is…. Maybe if I kill of Rochelle….. No… I don't think murder is the best Idea… maybe I could plant some drugs on her so she gets taken to somewhere like prison or whatever… wait they don't have internet in prison do they?

Ok I'm going to finish this note before someone comes into my room telling me to sleep at 3 in the morning. Enjoy my creative brilliance

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She stared out the window trying to block out the many voices of relatives she hadn't seen in years. It had been two years since the incident but they still didn't look at her in the same way, they still didn't believe her. She just wished she could go home, she could just imagine Oscar yowling at the window waiting for her return; he could never bear to be separated from his mistress for too long.

"Isabel?" It was a man's voice coming from behind her.

Isabel turned her head enough just to see her mother's boyfriend Keith. "What is it?" She grumbled.

"I need to talk to you outside."

Isabel just looked at him; Keith had never tried to talk to her when her mother wasn't in a three meter radius. "Sure, whatever…"

She regretted going outside when she realized how cold it was.

"So k-Keith what d-do you want?" She asked, teeth chattering wrapping her arms around herself in a feeble attempt to stay warm.

"I just want to tell you I'm proposing to Bobbi tonight."

"So what?"

"I thought you'd like to know that I'll be playing a bigger part in your life."

"You do know that for the last two years I've only left my bedroom for school, my kendo meetings, when I needed to use the bathroom, when I had to go to this stupid family get-together, when I needed to restock my mini-fridge, when I needed to buy more cat food, when I took the cats to the vet. So pretty much I don't notice what my mum's doing half the time and I don't really think it'll make any real difference whether you're there or not."

"Is that a yes?"

"I guess so. Is that all you dragged me out here to say?"

"Yes"

"Good," Isabel sighed "Now call me a taxi."

"What?"

"Oscar will be worrying about me and he might hurt himself."

"You care more about your cat than seeing me propose to your mother?"

"Exactly right, you just hit the nail right on the head, how long have you been this smart? Now call my taxi"

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"NO WAY!" Isabel screamed. "YOU ARE NOT GETTING RID OF MY BABIES!"

"Isabel calm down you can keep one as long as it's not Oscar." Her mother said struggling not to shout as well.

"But I love Ozzie he's my special kitty!"

"He's just a cat Isabel."

"No he's my Baby."

"Then get rid of Claudia"

"Mum you know I can't do that she's my lucky cat!"

"Lucky cat?" Bobbi was starting to worry about her daughter and her cat obsession, only last week she made Oscar a facebook page.

"Yes mum my lucky cat, got a problem with it?"

"How can a cat be lucky?"

"You know why she's lucky Mum you just don't want to admit you know."

"Isabel stop acting like a child they're just bloody cats."

"Do you want Nicolette's children growing up without a father and they just have to suffer by having their Uncle Ivan as a substitute dad or Without their aunt, I mean what if Nicolette was hit by a car, how her children would cope!" Isabel shouted pointing at the Grey Scottish fold that was sleeping on the sofa.

"Isabel they are cats for god's sake not people and Nicolette was neutered last year."

"Why did no one tell me?"

This situation started a few days earlier when Keith sat on Oscar and then he clawed his face off, soon after that all the cats started hating him but Claudia already hated him before the whole sitting fiasco so she didn't really count. Now four days later it was either Keith or the Cats.

"That's it! If my cats can't stay here neither can I"

"Izzy"

"No that's it I'm going to live with Dad, he'll love my cats unlike you cat haters."

"Izzy don't be stupid" Bobbi groaned

"Stupid? How dare you! You…. You Cat hating middle-aged fat, ugly useless tart!"

"Isabel How dare you talk to you're mo-" Bobbi stopped mid sentence when she realized Isabel had left the room.

Her mother just looked as Isabel as she dragged a suitcase full of luggage and a wicker basket containing her sleeping cats out of the front door.

"Isabel you aren't getting in the Taxi."

"Yes I am and you can't stop me mum."

"Is that a sword around your waist?"

"Mum it's called a Katana."

"Why isn't it on your wall? Put it back you could hurt somebody!"

"Don't worry it's in a sheath, it's hidden by my coat and you seen to forget I'm totally kick-ass and go kendo so I know how to use it and not hurt anyone innocent." Isabel grumbled walking towards the taxi "I'll see you when you've changed your mind."

"Give it to me now"

"Mum!" Isabel whined handing over the sword "Now I need to change my outfit!"

"Why?"

"Because the purpose of this coat is so I can hide my sword, God mum" Isabel made her way up the stairs and returned a few minutes later in a black a hooded dress with Cat ears and tail, wearing a red collar with a bell on.

"Are you wearing a collar?"

"Yes so what?"

"Nothing, just go to your dad's at least I won't have to deal with you for a while"

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The taxi driver smiled "Where to?"

"London would be nice." Isabel sighed, making sure there was no way the basket of cats would fall off the seat next to her.

"I need more than London sweetheart," The driver laughed

"Fine" Izzy grumbled " take me to 50 Ebury Street in London."

"You do realize that's a hotel, don't you?"

"So?"

"I couldn't help but overhear the conversation you had with your mum, you said you were going to your Dad's."

Isabel's eyes narrowed "You were eavesdropping?" she hissed.

"It's not hard Darling, you were practically shouting at each other."

"Just shut up and take me where I need to go and it's not my dad's house okay? I'm not paying you to talk."

"Technically you haven't paid me yet."

"Shut up and drive"

"Calm down, keep your hair on."

Isabel's face was pressed against the glass window trying to calm down, watching as day turned to night and the grimy buildings gradually became pleasant looking suburbs and then to countryside, nothing but hedgerows trees and fields; it was a nice change. She'd honestly rather stay here than in London. It surely couldn't be much harder than living with her Mum and Keith or her dad for that matter. About half an hour into the journey she pulled out her purse.

"So how much do you think this'll cost me?"

"I'll say about sixty pounds and that's being generous."

Isabel laughed nervously "Do you take café Nero loyalty cards?"

"Get out of my cab."

"In the middle of nowhere?"

"Get out."

"Fiiine" Isabel whined as the taxi skidded to a stop and she began to unload her cat basket and suitcase. As the Taxi drove off Izzy dragged her luggage under a tree and sat down. She pulled Oscar out of the basket and began stoking him receiving purrs in response. "Why does this crap always happen to me?" The ginger tom cat just looked at her. "Oh yeah you're not the one that can talk." Isabel sighed, "I think you could if you tried, but you're just a lazy kitty."

Isabel put Oscar back in the basket and caught a glimpse of something shiny in the dirt. She picked it up, it was a ring an expensive one at that.

"Wow look at that diamond," Izzy gasped, she'd always loved anything that sparkled, "I wonder what it's doing here?" She slipped the ring onto her middle finger and returned to the tree. She tried to imagine what it would be like just sitting here forever, free from the whispers and dirty looks. Even thought she knew why they thought those things about her but she wouldn't ever try to pretend to be something she wasn't. Izzy sighed and began singing softly to herself.

Chill out what you yelling for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
And you're talking to me one on one but you've become

Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
And promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no….

Eventually Isabel fell silent, sleeping deeply, completely unaware of the disappearance of all of the cats except Oscar who was still lying in the basket.

Isabel awoke to see Oscar only an inch away from her face. "What Oscar?" She turned her head to look at the basket. "Fuck my life."

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Told you not much Black Butler in there but if I decide to continue there will be : ).