EDITOR'S NOTE: Hi! I'm linked up with a friend on this, so it's kinda' weird(Diamond). Anyway,
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Scene: Kia, Irvine, Ryo, and Keith is in the guys' room on the colonies. With BSB's "If you want
it to be good girl" playing.
Kia: Oh, Irvine!!! I don't think I'm ready!
Irvine: Nonsence! You're ready, trust me! I know when a girl is ready to make-out.
Kia: Mhmkay. Are you sure?
Ryo: He's sure.
Kia: Huh? How do you know?
Keith: That's easy. We've been telling girls when they're ready all the time.
Irvine: Got it?
Kia: Yeah, I guess.
Keith: Are you ok?
Kia: Yeah.
Keith: It doesn't seem that way.
Kia: I'm just wondering where and what the others are doing.
Ryo: No need to worry.
Kia: That's easy for YOU to say, but I feel like something's up with Diamond and one of the guys.
Keith: Just don't worry 'bout it, 'kay?
Kia: Ok. Irvine, what are you doing?
Irvine: Gettin' ready to make-out with you.
Kia: BY UNDRESSING!?!
Irvine: Nooooo! Not at all. I'm just gettin' ready. Isn't that all right?
Kia: Yeah. Sorry for misunderstanding.
Ryo: Are you sure you're alright?
Kia:(turns head over to him) Yes, I'm sure.
Keith: Let me guess, you're upset that Gene is somewhere out in space and you're stuck in here
with us, right?
Irvine: (Plops on bed, actually on top of Kia, and she turns her head back to him)
Hey guys, would you go outside and guard the door?
Keith and Ryo: Sure. (Exit to guard door)
Kia: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Irvine: Yep. Now is when we start makin'-out.
Kia: Like how? (suspiciously)
Irvine: By kissing.
Kia: Ok.
Irvine and Kia: (start kissing)
Irvine: So.....Who.....Is.....Gene?.....
Kia: (suddenly opens her eyes and pushes him off)
Irvine: Whaddya' do that for?
Kia: Gene is none of your buisness.
Irvine: Just tell me who he is.
Kia: Nooo!!! (Turns her head away from him with her eyes tightly shut)
Irvine: (Gets back on bed and slowly turns Kia's head towards his) It's ok. You can tell me
anything.
Kia: Just stop or I'll leave!
Irvine: Alright. Let's just forget that that ever happened.
Kia: Alright.
Irvine: (gets on top of Kia again and they start makin'-out)
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Jen: (whispering) Let's go find Kia.
Duo: (loudly) What about Diamond!?!
Others: Shhhhhhhhh!!!
Duo: (whispering) OK!!!
Trowa: Let's go find Kia.
Jen: Right.
Jen, Duo, Trowa: (Leave to find Kia)
Quatre: Wait for me!!!
Others: Shhhhh!!!
Quatre: Oh...right!
Trowa: Oh brother!
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Duo: I have to go to the bathroom!!!
Trowa: (sigh) Then go!
Duo: I...a...I forgot where it was!!!
Trowa: You idiot!
Duo: I know I am!
Trowa: So go run around and find the stinkin' bathroom!!!
Duo: Ok! Why didn't I think of that?
Quatre: Because you're a freakin' bad idiot!
Duo: (runs off to find the bathroom)
Jen: (suddenly stops)
Quatre: Whaddya' stop for?
Jen: Shhh! Listen!
(they hear groaning and a light smacking noise)
Trowa: (whispering) What do you think that is?
Quatre: I have no idea!
Jen: Whatever it is, it sounds like it's coming from this room.
Quatre: Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go in!
Trowa: We can't just barge in.....
Jen: Oh yes we can. And that's what we're going to do!
(They burst in seeing moving on the bed but a sheet is over it)
Quatre: (whispering) What do you think it is?
Trowa: Who knows.
Jen: Let's go uncover it.
Trowa and Quatre: Yeah!
Jen: (uncovers the sheet and finds Irvine on top of Kia, with both of them half naked)
Jen, Trowa, and Quatre: KIA AND IRVINE!?!?!
Kia: (gives a great gasp) What are you guys doing here!?!
Trowa: That's what we wanted to know!
Irvine: It's my room. Anyway, where's Ryo and Keith?
Jen: We never saw anybody outside the door.
Irvine: That's strange. Didn't I tell them to guard the door?
Kia: Yeah. I wonder what happened to them?
Ryo: Hurry up!
Kia: Huh? Ryo?
Keith: It doesn't sound like they're makin'-out anymore.
Ryo: Let's go take a look.
Keith: Right. (They enter in to find Kia and Irvine at it again)
Ryo: I guess we were wrong.
Keith: Yeah.
Kia: ...I...Wonder...Where...Jen...and...the...others...are...
Irvine: ...I...don't...know...
Jen: Maybe right behind this door!
Ryo: Huh?
Keith: H...How did you guys get in here!?!
Kia: Long story. Hey Irvine.
Irvine: What?
Kia: How about we get dressed and tell them the story?
Irvine: Good plan. Let's do it.
Kia: Oh Irvine!!!
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Sorry about it being so long. This is only one inapropriate part of the whole
series. I hope you read the rest of it!
enjoy my chapter. Thanx!
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enjoy my chapters. Thanx!
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Scene: Kia, Irvine, Ryo, and Keith is in the guys' room on the colonies. With BSB's "If you want
it to be good girl" playing.
Kia: Oh, Irvine!!! I don't think I'm ready!
Irvine: Nonsence! You're ready, trust me! I know when a girl is ready to make-out.
Kia: Mhmkay. Are you sure?
Ryo: He's sure.
Kia: Huh? How do you know?
Keith: That's easy. We've been telling girls when they're ready all the time.
Irvine: Got it?
Kia: Yeah, I guess.
Keith: Are you ok?
Kia: Yeah.
Keith: It doesn't seem that way.
Kia: I'm just wondering where and what the others are doing.
Ryo: No need to worry.
Kia: That's easy for YOU to say, but I feel like something's up with Diamond and one of the guys.
Keith: Just don't worry 'bout it, 'kay?
Kia: Ok. Irvine, what are you doing?
Irvine: Gettin' ready to make-out with you.
Kia: BY UNDRESSING!?!
Irvine: Nooooo! Not at all. I'm just gettin' ready. Isn't that all right?
Kia: Yeah. Sorry for misunderstanding.
Ryo: Are you sure you're alright?
Kia:(turns head over to him) Yes, I'm sure.
Keith: Let me guess, you're upset that Gene is somewhere out in space and you're stuck in here
with us, right?
Irvine: (Plops on bed, actually on top of Kia, and she turns her head back to him)
Hey guys, would you go outside and guard the door?
Keith and Ryo: Sure. (Exit to guard door)
Kia: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Irvine: Yep. Now is when we start makin'-out.
Kia: Like how? (suspiciously)
Irvine: By kissing.
Kia: Ok.
Irvine and Kia: (start kissing)
Irvine: So.....Who.....Is.....Gene?.....
Kia: (suddenly opens her eyes and pushes him off)
Irvine: Whaddya' do that for?
Kia: Gene is none of your buisness.
Irvine: Just tell me who he is.
Kia: Nooo!!! (Turns her head away from him with her eyes tightly shut)
Irvine: (Gets back on bed and slowly turns Kia's head towards his) It's ok. You can tell me
anything.
Kia: Just stop or I'll leave!
Irvine: Alright. Let's just forget that that ever happened.
Kia: Alright.
Irvine: (gets on top of Kia again and they start makin'-out)
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Jen: (whispering) Let's go find Kia.
Duo: (loudly) What about Diamond!?!
Others: Shhhhhhhhh!!!
Duo: (whispering) OK!!!
Trowa: Let's go find Kia.
Jen: Right.
Jen, Duo, Trowa: (Leave to find Kia)
Quatre: Wait for me!!!
Others: Shhhhh!!!
Quatre: Oh...right!
Trowa: Oh brother!
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Duo: I have to go to the bathroom!!!
Trowa: (sigh) Then go!
Duo: I...a...I forgot where it was!!!
Trowa: You idiot!
Duo: I know I am!
Trowa: So go run around and find the stinkin' bathroom!!!
Duo: Ok! Why didn't I think of that?
Quatre: Because you're a freakin' bad idiot!
Duo: (runs off to find the bathroom)
Jen: (suddenly stops)
Quatre: Whaddya' stop for?
Jen: Shhh! Listen!
(they hear groaning and a light smacking noise)
Trowa: (whispering) What do you think that is?
Quatre: I have no idea!
Jen: Whatever it is, it sounds like it's coming from this room.
Quatre: Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go in!
Trowa: We can't just barge in.....
Jen: Oh yes we can. And that's what we're going to do!
(They burst in seeing moving on the bed but a sheet is over it)
Quatre: (whispering) What do you think it is?
Trowa: Who knows.
Jen: Let's go uncover it.
Trowa and Quatre: Yeah!
Jen: (uncovers the sheet and finds Irvine on top of Kia, with both of them half naked)
Jen, Trowa, and Quatre: KIA AND IRVINE!?!?!
Kia: (gives a great gasp) What are you guys doing here!?!
Trowa: That's what we wanted to know!
Irvine: It's my room. Anyway, where's Ryo and Keith?
Jen: We never saw anybody outside the door.
Irvine: That's strange. Didn't I tell them to guard the door?
Kia: Yeah. I wonder what happened to them?
Ryo: Hurry up!
Kia: Huh? Ryo?
Keith: It doesn't sound like they're makin'-out anymore.
Ryo: Let's go take a look.
Keith: Right. (They enter in to find Kia and Irvine at it again)
Ryo: I guess we were wrong.
Keith: Yeah.
Kia: ...I...Wonder...Where...Jen...and...the...others...are...
Irvine: ...I...don't...know...
Jen: Maybe right behind this door!
Ryo: Huh?
Keith: H...How did you guys get in here!?!
Kia: Long story. Hey Irvine.
Irvine: What?
Kia: How about we get dressed and tell them the story?
Irvine: Good plan. Let's do it.
Kia: Oh Irvine!!!
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Sorry about it being so long. This is only one inapropriate part of the whole
series. I hope you read the rest of it!
enjoy my chapter. Thanx!
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