Yo, what's up people? These days I think that my stories have become too gloomy so now I'm gonna write some humor! Reviews and suggestions welcomed. This is after the Last Olympian.
Chapter 1
Travis
I really didn't mean to! Why doesn't anyone believe me? Where would I get the marshmallows to fill all the toilets in the restrooms? I mean, that's virtually impossible for me. Besides, I'm innocent! Really! I am! Well, except for the time I sneaked a love letter from Percy to Drew. Oh, and also the time I put mustard in Clarisse's sneakers and the time I pushed Annabeth into some mud but claimed that Connor did it. Ah yeah, that was a great one until she found out what really happened. Then it became a bad one. Hmm, I wonder why I always get caught. Anyway, I'm innocent. Seriously, what's a few exploding cans of peanuts and fake bark have to do with anything about my personality. I mean, come on, it's not like I'm always like that.
Annabeth
That's it! I've had enough their so called 'pranks.' They've already ruined my composure for three straight days. When I looked at the mirror, I nearly screeched. My hair looked like it had learned to curl in any direction it liked. It took me more than an hour to smooth it out but then that good for nothing Travis pushed me into that gross mud. And it was right in front of Percy! So that's why I'm making a revenge plan. Don't worry it won't hurt them too much. It'll just lower their fame of pranks for a long time. I'll show those dumbos what a cleverly thought out prank can do.
Percy
You know, I'm not sure if I can get used to the pranks the Hermes Cabin pull off. Sure they're funny; when it's not you. But the prank on Annabeth was a pretty mean one though I'm not sure why she isn't talking to me. Maybe it's because she got embarrassed or maybe I'm just being eccentric. Oh no, I'm starting to use wordy words! It must be from the time Annabeth took me to the library and yakked all about vocabulary! Ugh, I like her but sometimes I wish she wouldn't like studying so much. All I can do is smile and nod without having a single clue of what she's talking about. After she finishes talking, she asks me a question about what we had learned and I do my best to change the subject. Of course, it always doesn't work and ends with her calling me a Seaweed Brain. Sometimes I really hate that name.
Connor
Oh man, my shoulder feels like a boulder was dropped on it. Annabeth sure can punch and it's all because of Travis' fault! Oh, the next time I see him, it will be epic! The only problem is what's going to be the prank I'm going to do to him. I could try making water balloon cannons but that would take too long. I guess than I'll just have to use my fully modified Nerf water guns. Oh yeah baby, those thing make a whip feel like a feather. But shooting him out in the open wouldn't be such a good idea. Got it! I'll just invite everyone to an open Nerf War with both water and ordinary guns. Actually, none of my arsenal is normal anymore. All of them are modified to make them as painful as Air Soft Guns. It'll be awesome! Just got to find something that'll make them fight hard!
Travis
My brother and I have agreed to be the hosts of a huge Nerf War. He's not angry at me anymore I guess, which is a kind of a relief. I thought I he would cream me the moment he saw me but instead, he just suggested that we have a camp-wide Nerf Battle. Oh man, it's gonna be so tight! I better hurry up and modify my personal weapons before it's too late.
Katie
I can't believe what the reward is for winning the Nerf War. One whole month without getting a single prank for the cabins that win! That's just music to my ears! We plan to totally crush everyone and since the guns have been modified to really hurt, it won't take way too long for someone to win. What I don't understand is why those two clowns wanted to start this thing. I'm not sure why but I have a bad feeling that it has something to do with revenge. I wonder if it has something to do with Connor lying that Travis had pushed Annabeth. Ah, who cares? Our cabin just has to win and that's that.
Percy
Holy smokes! When I heard the reward, I just knew that I had to win. Connor and Travis are handing out the weapons tomorrow. The rules are that you can have a main weapon, a side arm, and a Nerf sword, axe, shield, spear, and so on. They say that the camp will be split into three groups or 'small armies.' I am so psyched! Finally, a month without finding shaving cream in my toothpaste or cockroaches under my bed. I know exactly what I want. The water guns are my main target and I have a great idea on how to maximize their effect in battle. I just hope that I'm with Annabeth. It makes me shudder if I find myself against her.
Clarisse
Those punks actually did something worthwhile. The only thing they don't know though is that the last thing they'll see is a dozen bullets in their face. Our cabin is totally gonna cream anyone who gets in our way. What those twerps don't know is that we've practiced with real guns so when they think they'll win, they'll find themselves on the losing side in just a few seconds. I don't mind getting up close to my enemy. Those modified Nerf close combat weapons sure do look hard. Soon there's gonna be lots of people with bruises! I won't go easy!
Jake
Pheweeee! Those two have guts. Our cabin will take those guns back here for a little more modifications. Those Hermes dudes have a decent hand but when under a professional's careful hands, its potency can easily double. We've also made a few inventions especially for things like these. Don't worry, no body will get hurt, for now.
Well, that's the first chapter. Sorry if it's short. I'm going to make it longer so don't worry. If you have some experience in Nerf like me, then you can suggest a gun or weapon and I will do what I can to add it in the Nerf war. Please Review!